Man Hugs. How long is acceptable.

so what to do if your man friend gets a little carried away?

Say he hugs for more than 4 back slaps and maybe slips a kinda nuzzle in on your neck which might have been just getting his head in the wrong place?

Can you just kinda say in your "man Voice" you know the voice thats an octave deeper and slightly growly erm long enough for a man hug (grunt).

Or do yell... POOFDA!!!! hey blokes!, bums to the ground when Bears around.

dadpad wrote:

Your best mate is suffering a relationship breakdown and you (awkwardly) open your arms to give solace.

How long is it acceptable to man hug before it becomes suspiciously gay?

Until you feel something oblong against your thigh.

hawkeye10 wrote:

Diest TKO wrote:

I am a sincere hugger. If I am offering condolence or support I wait for them to release.

I DO NOT DO THE BACK PAT.

I'm comfortable with my sexuality and in no way am I threatened by offering or recieving a hug from another male. This would also include homosexuals (kind of goes without saying, but for whatever reason, I think the fear of physical touch with another male is driven by some acute homophobia.)

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Men don't refrain because we fear touch, or because we don't want to look weak, we do it beacuse we don't want to act like women. Women do their thing we men do our thing. This nonsense that men who can't or don't go around hugging everyone and crying are not in touch with themselves is spread around by those (mostly women) who want men to abandon our ways. What some men need to get through their thick skulls is that after they have allowed themselves to be neutered women quickly figure out that they want a man for a mate, not an it.

Word. These bitches need to be put in their goddamned place, and that place is in the kitchen where I will make sex to them while they cook pancakes until they have babies I will throw footballs to.

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dagmaraka wrote:

embrace your inner hugger, the world is changing. you can hug and cry all you want these days. go ahead, do it!

it is very annoying when women encourage men to make ass*s out of themselves

holding hands is much more manly !

hawkeye10 wrote:

dagmaraka wrote:

embrace your inner hugger, the world is changing. you can hug and cry all you want these days. go ahead, do it!

it is very annoying when women encourage men to make ass*s out of themselves

You've never seemed to need any encouragement from anyone.

I wuz gunna say that - but felt it may be inappropriate!

Shoulda gone with it!

7.6 seconds

More than that and you must be gay!!!