@parados,
Parados, my 'snide comments about you', as you put it, are strictly in rebuttal to your continued misrepresentation of what I say, think, want, believe, etc. When you stop doing that, I will not be making any 'snide comments'.
Your definition of metaphor is similar to the definition of metaphor that I used, and does not change the fact that I used a metaphorical illustration in the least. Or did you misread what I said about that too?