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Lola at the Coffee House, Cafe 101

 
 
smokingunne
 
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Reply Wed 17 Sep, 2003 12:30 pm
mikey wrote:
did someone say Guinness......?


Yes mikey if you want a Guinness I'm your man, I see you like a wee jameson as well. Exclamation

Hiya Wassau, could I have a couple'a pints of cold-flow Guinness and a wee jameson for mikey and meself please. Question

Where's all the girls to-night Wassau, I asked.
Oh you're too early for them yet, he said
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smokingunne
 
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Reply Wed 17 Sep, 2003 12:41 pm
Ah, there's lola just in through the door Exclamation

Wassau, drinks all around please, :wink:

Not realising there is an emergency. Rolling Eyes
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 17 Sep, 2003 02:36 pm
Lola, Wassau is busy pouring Guinness for mikey & smokingunne. Here, let me help you carry Gautam upstairs to one of the extra rooms. He's much too heavy for one person. Why does he always do this when he travels?

Smokin'...keep the drinks on ice. We'll be right back.

(Eva grumbles, then picks up Gautam's right leg. Lola has the left. Together they drag him up the stairs behind the bar. He may have a few bruises when he comes to, but after all...what are a few bruises between friends?! Shocked With any luck, G will assume he got them in Warsaw and he's forgotten how.)
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smokingunne
 
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Reply Wed 17 Sep, 2003 04:28 pm
Laughing While G "sleeps it off" lola and Eva return to the bar looking like they had been dragged upstairs themselves.

lola says to Eva, "we won't let him get like that again, the man is full drunk". Eva and lola go to the ladies to pull themselves together again.
They come back to mikey and smokin whose tongues are trailing the floor. Eva says "lola, what are we going to do now, this is some mess,
look at their tongues" mikey and smokin are unable to speak.

Eva and lola laughing ever so hard decide to lay mikey and smokin on their backs and gently ease the mens' tongues back into their mouths. :wink:
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mikey
 
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Reply Wed 17 Sep, 2003 09:33 pm
jaysus!!! lola and eva, i'm sorry for the troubles we caused you last night but i don't remember a thing about it.
yer man over there,,, what's his name has gone and done it now.
we did the bad thing, again with the pints and the whiskey and all, granted, but you know it was just a one time thing i do assure you,,,, i swear it.
i promise it will never happen again......
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 17 Sep, 2003 09:38 pm
let it happen as often as you like, dear Mikey and Smokin..............

And the tongue problem..........well, are you sure it's a problem?
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mikey
 
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Reply Wed 17 Sep, 2003 09:46 pm
"And the tongue problem.........." hmmmmm,,,

you think we need an analyst to do some research into it?
i suppose if it's for a good cause i could do it again,,,,but only for the sake of research and the good of the human race.
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 17 Sep, 2003 11:01 pm
smokingunne wrote:
Eva and lola laughing ever so hard decide to lay mikey and smokin on their backs and gently ease the mens' tongues back into their mouths.


Lola, would you be a dear and show me again exactly how you did that?

Shocked Laughing
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 17 Sep, 2003 11:24 pm
Like this, Eva. You wanna try it for practice?

giggle

good night all. Tomorrow is another day.
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hiama
 
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Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2003 01:37 am
All this commotion about Irish tongue, didn't me uncles suffer from it all of their lives ?

As for getting drunk on Polish vodka, if it was Wyborowa then its so clean and wonderful a vodka I wonder G ever managed to get drunk on it, I never did, mind you I have it in me veins instead of blood so that's a start.

Lola, why don't you and Eva come over here, sit on my knees one each and I'll tell you a little story of when I was a boy, a very naughty little boy, way back when Very Happy
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2003 02:49 am
Laughing I am laughing so hard !! You guyz are wonderful..

Ouch my head hurts - Eva, Lola you should have been a bit more gentle with me - I am very fragile you know Wink
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hiama
 
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Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2003 03:46 am
Hah, fragile !

I don't know, you international bankers are all the same - no stamina, which incidentally is an anagram of its a man :wink:
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2003 04:00 am
Oh we have plenty of stamina - but we still can be fragile Wink
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hiama
 
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Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2003 04:24 am
How very true Very Happy
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2003 08:23 am
<sitting on HIAMA's knee>

Oh yes, a story, do tell.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2003 08:25 am
But first, I must inspect Gautum's bruised and battered body. Sorry dearie.......... I was only trying to help. (actually it was Eva who insisted on moving you. I thought it best to leave you heaped for a while. But I suppose Eva was right. Better to move you to a safe place, even if we had to hurt you a bit to do it.) Laughing
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2003 08:58 pm
I've just learned of Mamajuana's death. I am sad beyond words..............


http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12285&start=30
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mikey
 
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Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2003 09:04 pm
very sad,,,,
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Diane
 
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Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2003 09:11 pm
Ah, Lola, sad news indeed. I just dropped in to visit with dear old friends I haven't seen in far too long. My move to Colorado has been very time consuming. Now, with the news of mamajuana's passing, I'm glad to be here with all of you.
Wassau, a cup of tea, please and then sit here with us while we think of the loss of one of the best.
Later, I plan on finding Dys and getting him to share that bottle of Chambord.
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2003 10:43 pm
So sorry about the bruises, delicate Gautam. But if we had left you heaped on the floor, it would have ruined your beautiful clothes. And we couldn't have that, now, could we?

(psst...we hung them up for you upstairs. You can put them back on now. You're starting to draw a crowd outside the cafe's front window!)
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