Lola at the Coffee House, Cafe 101

Never mind Blatham, guys..........he's just posing as a tool belt guy........he actually has no knowledge whatsoever about fountains.

Within a certain amount of feet of the pump, blatham...

Hello everyone, I'm back from a weekend out of town. I see we've made a lot of progress on the treehouse.

<looking around>

Um...can anyone explain why our new fountain is shooting water out sideways instead of up? Didn't Osso give the tool belt guys proper drawings? Wasn't she here supervising the installation? That's going to ruin the silk futons I've ordered for the Zen Room if it isn't fixed. Now, where are those guys?

Oh, hello Blossom. Still parading around in that thong bikini, dear? No wonder the tool belt guys have been hard at work (heeheehee!) ......

no wonder the tool belt guys have done it all wrong and have to come back tomorrow.

laughing

Wassau, I'll have a hot chocolate......I'm going to bed. Found a new apartment today. Yippee!!

Oh boy more tool belt guys. We will have to think up many new and interesting projects for them.

What, osso was waiting to see if you all wanted feng shui intervention before installation. You meant the guys halled up a fountain? Frankly, my dears, I must say, a fountain does not belong in a tree. The fountain is actually at the pond level below the pool, where it would be naturally, if the thin sliced pool hadn't intersected with the natural flow just right there... rather elegantly at that.

Congrats, Lola!

Ooh gee, such a shame the tool belt guys have to come back over and over...

(Is this dress too revealing for the daytime?)

B-b-b-but Osso....we need the fountain in our new Zen Room...besides, marycat has already set up an interview & photo spread with Architectural Digest!

Surely it can be done! Do those tool belt guys need a little motivation? Lola has a whip we can borrow.

Fountains? Zen rooms?

Yes, we've been planning it for a week, blatham. Read up.

WTG Lola a new apartment in the right city.

Guess ??

You're a very naughty boy, Gautam. And we love you for it!

The fountin is for drinking and it flows alternatly with wonderful wines maybe even champagne of course.

Well, y'all can have what e'er tree fountains you like - one of those table top cuties with gentle water flow?
an old fashioned soda fountain system with
a) selection of beers
b) excellent wine
c) fresh fruit and vegetable juices, recently squeezed (etc.)
d) smoothie tap
e) singlemalt scotch dispenser
f) nice boiling water tap
g) espresso/latte tap
h) iced tea tap...
i) fresh spring water
j) aqua minerale con gas
k) fanta?
l) sodas
m) milkshakes...
Well, we'll need a console with computer to work this... and it should look good too.

Oh, I'm relaxing just thinking about it!

(I think we started off with the idea of the sound of trickling water being calming, peaceful...just the thing for the Zen Room. But a soda/etc. fountain would be nice, too. Just not too many buttons on the console for us low-techies, okay? This is supposed to be relaxing. Perhaps-voice activated?)

Yes, and not too many visible spigots. Only the one you want... Really, invention is so amusing these days..

I say again...fountains??? zen rooms??? Where the hell is the tractor tire and rope? Where the hell are the copies of Stag magazine? Who the hell built this faux Versailles with NO attention to tradition?

The tractor tire and rope are in the accessorized barn, blatham... just below the upper library..

is the Zen room where the big blue caterpillar sits? Are you guys confusing the blue underdeveloped moth and his smoke for a fountain? Or am I lost in the treehouse.......searching about for a familiar object........ouuuuuuuuuuu, is this a tool belt?

Osso, a fountain in the pond below the pool sounds lovely. Shall we also have gold fish? The tool belt guys can dig the pond, but we'll need someone experienced with fish to stock the pond.

Joanne.........is that you pouring champagne in the funnel?

Glad you're back from your trip, Eva.......you look lovely dressed all in silk, rosy cheeks and all.

blatham, darling........tradition is turned on it's head in this place, just ask the blue guy......