i have a problem.

I have a premonition as to how this thread is going to go...

So, I notice they're all likely to dark complexions and dark hair too, no? Remind you of anyone?

You'll get over it. But for now, keep banging 30+ yr olds.

Look on the Craigslist casual encounters page....you are not alone.

at least when you come up behind an older woman with a bucket of chicken grease, nipple clips and a wide bristle paint brush they don't get confused or frightened...

No, we just flatten you with a good whack with our purse.

not the ones I know honey...they just swipe your credit card

In today's world, bear, we women have our own credit cards and don't have to swipe yours. I'd rather give him a whack.

Women: can't live with 'em, can't get 'em to have sex with you.

Am I right fellas?

Huh? No?

Now with Craiglist et al so long as one does not live in some backwater finding someone who enjoys our proclivities (even the illegal stuff) is a mouse click away. The internet is the best thing to happen to sex since the pill.

Yesterday there was a 23 year old guy looking for a 60+ woman for sex....I bet he found a few.

Can't get 'em to have sex with you, that is, until you develop a strong right hook!

I was at a topless bar and everyone kept putting 20's and 50's in this girls g string so I swiped my credit card through the crack of her ass and took out 100...


















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Hell, I cant talk.

When I was young, older ( to me )men were the best thing since the plug in vibrator..

i need to figure out why im attracted to moms, i mean if you guys saw this woman though you would know whatsup.

blonde,even though i like all natural and she bleached it her figure is amazing even at 30 , and she smokes bud? good game, im hooked. and she doesnt act all ******* stupid and annoying like college girls.

it started off with me talkin about the credit crunch and from there i just looked at her eyes and i was like oh **** shes into me.. i got nervous though. it was good to feel unsure about it, usually im a complete jerk and acting all cocky.but with her i cant im thinking like

"damn, shes hot act cool, act cool! dont act like a dumbass act old!"

but yeah, **** i didnt think she would be maybe trying to play me, i am young compared to her, what would she play me for though im broke. oh well, onward!

do people use craigslist for sex? lol! i should look into it i figured it would be full of rejects. maybe ill fit in ;D

omg.. crigslist is a sad little place indeed.

Then go up market, Adult Friend Finder is the next step up, though I am told it runs heavy with sex maniacs and freaks. Maybe you are into that sort of thing?

Love older women they know what they want and can tell you.

The time to worry is when you see a chick and think "whooo she's a babe" then suddenly realise she's your sons best friends 14 year old sister.

I've heard there are very few "real" women on there. It's all bots & spam profiles.

It's much easier to get laid by going to public places with drunk women, and opening your mouth.