Okay....even though common sense and good judgement tells me to just be quiet and enjoy the dinner show, I just have to weigh in here.....I will be using some logical thinking here (feel free to google it if you don't understand how to perform such a task)and basic math skills.
So, on Jan 21, 1981, you were 12 years old.
Therefore, today you are either 39 or 40...depending on your definition of "just shy". We'll say 40 for sake of round numbers.
And you should have been in the 6th grade.
(2008-1981+12)
So, the average 3rd grader is 9 years old when they finish the grade.
So, using that reference, today you are 44 years old.
(9+35)
So, here we have to use the 3rd grade again, because in your own admission, you started studying history on your own then. That would make you 39.
(9+30)
This would give us a range of 38-39 years old.
If you started studying politics on your own AFTER you took the course in college (which because there is no reference to when in college you took it) we can guess your age to be 38-42 years old.
Sooooo.....that would mean, by your own admissions, you are somewhere between 38 and 45 years old.
So with all that being said, at least one if not all of the following statements are could be true.
A) You have no idea how old you are
B) You randomly pick numbers out of the air that somewhat fit your arguments.
C) You suck at math
So if you want any of us to take you seriously with your knowledge and experience, please try to fix A and B. C has no really has no bearing on the discussion, but if you are as studied as you claim, basic math should not be a problem.