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an awkward question about my penis

 
 
honey rose cr
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jan, 2008 10:18 am
OMG! I just realised what you meant shewolf. That's completely inappropriate, this is still a serious question about exercising a muscle in the body! Even if it is related to genitals, that doesn't automatically mean it should get moved into humour. There's a silly administrator out there who hasn't read through this properly... Confused
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jan, 2008 11:40 am
He needs to fashion some sort of dick bench-press device or penile bar-bell.

?

No?
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jan, 2008 03:40 pm
I don't think the penis has any muscle tissue in it at least not muscle that we can exert influence over. Areas surrounding the base of the penis do contain muscles that can be contracted.

erectile tissue
n.
Tissue with numerous vascular spaces that may become engorged with blood.
http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/erectile+tissue



Erectile tissue is a special kind of tissue that swells and grows bigger, simply because blood flows into it, and can't get out. Erectile tissue has arteries that can carry blood into it, large spaces that can be filled with the trapped blood, and veins that can be blocked to trap the blood inside. In the human, you mainly find erectile tissue in the penis, in the clitoris.
http://www.abc.net.au/science/k2/homework/s95609.htm

The Structure of the Penis. The penis is composed of the following structures:

* Two parallel columns of spongy tissue called the corpus cavernosa, or erectile bodies.
* A central spongy chamber called the corpus spongiosum, which contains the urethra, the tube that carries urine from the bladder through the penis.

These structures are made up of erectile tissue . Erectile tissue is rich in tiny pools of blood vessels called cavernous sinuses . Each of these vessels are surrounded by smooth muscles and supported by elastic fibrous tissue composed of a protein called collagen .

Erectile Function and Nitric Oxide. The penis is either flaccid or erect depending on the state of arousal. In the flaccid, or unerect, penis, the following normally occurs:

* Small arteries leading to the cavernous sinuses contract, reducing the inflow of blood.
* The smooth muscles regulating the many tiny blood vessels also stay contracted, limiting the amount of blood that can collect in the penis.

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Erectile tissue is also found in the nose and in the ear.
Wikkipedia
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parados
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jan, 2008 04:07 pm
Quote:
Erectile tissue is also found in the nose and in the ear.


Didn't we just see Set's nose growing?
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parados
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jan, 2008 04:09 pm
Dorothy Parker wrote:
He needs to fashion some sort of dick bench-press device or penile bar-bell.

?

I prefer the term "girl friend."


She prefers that term too.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jan, 2008 04:25 pm
parados wrote:
Dorothy Parker wrote:
He needs to fashion some sort of dick bench-press device or penile bar-bell.

?

I prefer the term "girl friend."


She prefers that term too.


You mean you don't refer to your girlfriend as your "penile barbell?" Not even, maybe, your "third leg press," or "bone exercise monitor," or "Ho-flex total fitness machine?"

What ever happened to romance?
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sat 2 Feb, 2008 01:42 pm
Gargamel wrote:
parados wrote:
Dorothy Parker wrote:
He needs to fashion some sort of dick bench-press device or penile bar-bell.

?

I prefer the term "girl friend."


She prefers that term too.


You mean you don't refer to your girlfriend as your "penile barbell?" Not even, maybe, your "third leg press," or "bone exercise monitor," or "Ho-flex total fitness machine?"

What ever happened to romance?


she must be one of those feminist types
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 2 Feb, 2008 01:46 pm
shewolf wrote:
The movement you are describing will not effect the girth of your penis. That muscle effects your testicles.

What you are doing is called Kegels. This effects the Cremaster muscle


Never have I heard a muscle described in a more appropriate manner.
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tycoon
 
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Reply Sat 2 Feb, 2008 04:53 pm
Cremaster. Kind of like creator and master.

I totally agree.
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