I will try to rent it, but I'm not too sure I'd like to see the lady's face being stretched the way you describe it.
Great clues.
Inbetweener (1960-1980)
Seated next to an attractive lady on a train, he can't light his cigarette due to his shaking hands. He flees to the space between the train cars. She follows him, lights a cigarette and offers it to him. They talk about U.S. States, a football team, railroad lines and her two names.
(I have a feeling I've said too much already)
