Just discovered this thread and can't stop laughing.
You all are a hard act to follow.
The Owl and the Pussycat On Golden Pond
A story of love, beauty and tragedy. New York couple lured by the haunting cry of the loon, journey to beautiful Golden Pond for honeymoon, only to meet sudden death by drowning as elderly couple's daughter attempting her first "perfect" back flip, slips on board, double flips in air and flops on top of their boat - to the mournful call of the loons.