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How would one go about hiring a hit man?

 
 
gungasnake
 
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Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2007 12:07 pm
Re: How would one go about hiring a hit man?
kickycan wrote:
gungasnake wrote:
kickycan wrote:
I was thinking of having somebody wacked as a Christmas present to my brother. Unfortunately (and embarrassingly, as I am of italian descent), I don't know any hitmen, or even anyone who knows any hitmen. So can any of you'se guys help me out?

And as a side question: how much do you think it would cost to have some regular person wacked? I was hoping to get this done for not much more than forty-fifty bucks or so.

Thanks


Your mark live anywhere close to Baltimore?


Sorry, no. Unfortunately they are in upstate NY. Can your guy take a bus?



That (bus rides in Baltimore) was the general idea...

Places like NY and Canada, it has to be getting harder to whack people or at least your choice of whacking technologies has to be getting more exotic. They're on the verge of banning knives in Canada and NY and Ca. won't be long in following suit:

http://www.canada.com/montrealgazette/story.html?id=a9fa4590-7f30-433e-9629-59a1ef1feb23&k=99106

But busses would be hard to ban.
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2007 12:37 pm
kickycan wrote:
I guess I must have thought it was like "thwack." Hmmm...maybe I only need somebody thwacked instead of whacked. Is a thwack cheaper than a whack?


I'm not sure. Or you could have him offed, or topped, or wasted.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2007 12:40 pm
Or wanked. Might be more your speed.
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2007 12:42 pm
Shocked
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George
 
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Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2007 12:44 pm
Uh-oh.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2007 12:45 pm
sozobe said a bad word.
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Lash
 
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Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2007 12:45 pm
<eyes buggin out>

McT---What on EARTH did ya do to soz???

<I think there is a misinterpretation of wanked somewhere...LOL!!!>
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2007 12:48 pm
sozobe wrote:
Or wanked. Might be more your speed.


I'll have you know I've never paid for a wank in my life!
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2007 12:48 pm
"your" is Kicky!

Not McTag!

(I so say bad words. Maybe not always out LOUD, but if you could hear my thoughts, whew!)
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Lash
 
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Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2007 12:50 pm
Hooray!
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2007 12:52 pm
Why are you hooraying? That it's not McTag, or that I think bad words?

I used to say the bad words out loud, but it kind of went underground when the kid arrived.
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Lash
 
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Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2007 01:00 pm
I'm hooraying your potty mouth.

You are now perfect.
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High Seas
 
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Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2007 02:49 pm
McTag wrote:
kickycan wrote:
I guess I must have thought it was like "thwack." Hmmm...maybe I only need somebody thwacked instead of whacked. Is a thwack cheaper than a whack?


I'm not sure. Or you could have him offed, or topped, or wasted.


Dispatched to the outer darkness might be a possibility for him, but a quasi-certainty for me unless I finish my report by Monday 12 noon!

Kicky - send a pm to confirm time/location; will do same unless a2k server is down early Monday afternoon, so as a fallback position pls send me a pm with your cell# now so can confirm if any changes.

McTag, everyone else here: wishing you a Merry Christmas!
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2007 04:02 pm
And to you, a fairy tale in New York.

Shane McGowan's song is getting a lot of plays here at the mo

I think the Americans do Christmas better than anybody, drawing from the best of German, English and Italian influences, and many others too of course.
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