How to pronounce bow in "bow legs"

In Canada happiness is a penis.

Nah...that's in France.

When My daughter was first in Sweden several of her swedish friends remarked that they could not tell the difference between an aust. and an NZ accent.

My question... Are they deaf?

I can tell Canajans from Yanks.

I think I might struggle telling NZ from Oz.





Merry Christmas Eve, btw.

How do you know?

Because there's a fabulous joke about Mme Chirac.

Just let me know...

I just did.


Oh...you want to know the joke?

Yes...

Oh bog.


Now I have to type it out.


Ok....I don't really know if it's supposed to be Mme Chirac, or Pompidou...anyhoo, it's some French dignitary's wife.


She is at a state dinner with the president of the USA etc.


During dessert, the president leans over to her and says:

"Madame, you have lived a long time and experienced many things. Tell me, what do you think is the most important thing in life?"



Madame Chirac leans toward him and says:

"Why, a penis of course!"


The president sits up, stunned.


Monsieur Chirac leans toward both of them, and says:


"My dear, I think I need to clarify a little, your accent in English 'as, I think, confused the president.

I think you mean 'appiness, don't you my dear?"

I apologize for the trouble, Deb...

HAH! I got a rise out of the wabbit. I would love for you to call, you sweet aussie, you.

Merry Christmas to the aussies, by the way. It must be Christmas day by now.

In the Catholic church they say "mass," but Christmas is pronounced "Mus." At least to some.

Ah, bunny, you are soooo young. It was Madame DeGaulle. May the bluebird of 'appiness' fly over your head. Make of it what you will...