I think snood must take viagra enemas... how else could he be so completely stiff 24/7?
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ehBeth
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Wed 12 Dec, 2007 09:06 am
I think the SlapMeister's come up with a brilliant thread concept.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
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Wed 12 Dec, 2007 09:15 am
shewolf
Is Shewolf going mellow on us now that she is a married woman and a mother?
Oh well, I never liked her anyway.
I never liked the Bear or Squinney either.
BBB
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DrewDad
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Wed 12 Dec, 2007 09:17 am
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
are you calling me a pig shewolfn? because that would really hurt....
Ribs... ham... some sort of pork product.
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eoe
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Wed 12 Dec, 2007 10:13 am
...I was thinking about another ham for Christmas...
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Bi-Polar Bear
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Wed 12 Dec, 2007 10:19 am
well if it meant someone would eat me for Christmas I'd be willing to be a pig :wink:
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George
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Wed 12 Dec, 2007 10:23 am
CoastalRat wrote:
I had a friend once tell me that he never cheated on his wife. He had however skirted the rules once or twice.
"Skirted" is good. I like that.
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Bi-Polar Bear
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Wed 12 Dec, 2007 10:24 am
In previous marriages when I was younger I used the 100 mile rule... never cheated unless I was at least 100 miles from home, which fortunately or unfortunately was most of the time.
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eoe
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Wed 12 Dec, 2007 10:30 am
100 mile rule? good grief.
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George
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Wed 12 Dec, 2007 10:32 am
A man's gotta have standards.
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eoe
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Wed 12 Dec, 2007 10:34 am
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Rockhead
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Wed 12 Dec, 2007 10:36 am
On the prairie, the rule is 300 miles. (there is nothing within a hundred miles)
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Montana
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Wed 12 Dec, 2007 10:43 am
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Chumly
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Wed 12 Dec, 2007 10:47 am
Is it cheating if she watches?
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George
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Wed 12 Dec, 2007 10:51 am
Chumly wrote:
Is it cheating if she watches?
Only if she videotapes it.
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eoe
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Wed 12 Dec, 2007 10:56 am
STOP!
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Chumly
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Wed 12 Dec, 2007 11:01 am
Is that the opposite of premature acceleration?
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Bi-Polar Bear
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Wed 12 Dec, 2007 11:39 am
in spite of snoods attempt to derail it I'm happy to see this thread is back on track
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snood
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Wed 12 Dec, 2007 03:05 pm
Bite me, goofy. challenging your stupid statements isn't trying to derail anything.
