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I Never Cheated On My Wife...Not Once

 
 
shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 08:19 pm
I think-



( feel free to snort that wine again )

From the ages of 15-25, we should not be held accountable for the things (or people ) we do, unless they are illegal..
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 08:20 pm
oh I cheated on my other wives.... just never squinney....sorry to let you down mame.... I was young and dumb and full of come....
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 08:22 pm
Isn't that required to get in the Guild, Bear....
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 08:23 pm
And now you're... what, exactly, Bear? Older, wiser and full of ...? Laughing
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 08:23 pm
I cheated on a crossword puzzle once.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 08:26 pm
Mame wrote:
And now you're... what, exactly, Bear? Older, wiser and full of ...? Laughing


still as frisky as ever is this Bear honey...
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 08:28 pm
Frisky and functional are two different animals, Bear.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 08:29 pm
that's why I'm a bi-polar bear
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 08:30 pm
that's why I'm a bi-polar bear
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 08:30 pm
my fellow sluts. Smile
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 11 Dec, 2007 10:19 pm
No cheating? What about porn addiction? Or maybe you need help editing a sentence spelled out in broken Engrish?
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CoastalRat
 
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Reply Wed 12 Dec, 2007 06:43 am
I had a friend once tell me that he never cheated on his wife. He had however skirted the rules once or twice.
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snood
 
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Reply Wed 12 Dec, 2007 06:47 am
An older man pandering for kudos about not cheating is funny, since men are basically as faithful as their options.
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 12 Dec, 2007 07:02 am
I'll give him kudo's for not cheating for 18 years. He wasn't yet 40 when we met. Never did the Mid-Life Crisis - other than wanting "toys" like seadoo's and such to grunt over.

Given his line of work, and the number of people that used to disrupt our dinners out to say "Hey, aren't you..." the opportunities were certainly there. I mean, you've seen the leopard print spandex, right?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 12 Dec, 2007 07:04 am
Lots of laundry being aired publicly lately.
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 12 Dec, 2007 07:09 am
Well, it's about time he took my word for the fact that those pants can be washed on gentle cycle, cold water. Geesh!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 12 Dec, 2007 07:15 am
Laughing Laughing
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 12 Dec, 2007 07:30 am
snood wrote:
An older man pandering for kudos about not cheating is funny, since men are basically as faithful as their options.


not pandering... no laundry airing...making a joke thread pertaining to all the "I cheated" threads going around and in response to Mame making a thread about that. She got it. Pay attention for Chrissake....
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 12 Dec, 2007 08:58 am
snood wrote:
An older man pandering for kudos about not cheating is funny, since men are basically as faithful as their options.


You should just start a thread listing all the things you don't find funny. Have you got a few weeks to kill on the computer?

("I would just put, 'Slappy Doo Hoo'", says Snood. Got that one out of the way for you.)
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 12 Dec, 2007 09:03 am
I think snood v slappy is funny, but what do I know....
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