What's with this rash of "I'm Married but having an affair"

Affairs are much more palatable than porn.

Chumly wrote:

a penis is a warm gun

And that would be apropos of...?

Why oh why must you all do this?

Mame wrote:

Chumly wrote:

a penis is a warm gun

And that would be apropos of...?

Oh dear now I have to explain my anti-humor / non sequitur humor?

Alright hold on to your knickers!

Bear is a musician (as am I) and there is a line in Beatles' tune: Happiness is warm gun". Now if you are familiar at all with pop music lyrics you'll know that multiple entendre are common. Naturally enough that is the case with this Beatles tune as well. If you read my post it will sound the same as the Beatles lyric, as was their intent as was mine.

Get it?

So now that I have established the connection between sexuality and guns and music and violence I can move to the tête-à-tête between bear and snood.

Got it?

In essence, I am alluding to the competitive stance between them and suing my my vehicle of choice the anti-humor / non sequitur humor Beatles lyric of which bear would appreciate if not snood.

Good?

bear's had a burr under his butt toward me for a couple months since I told him to stop feeling sorry for himself.

Used to be he'd say I was one of his favorite posters on A2K. that stopped exactly after the above mentioned. Ah, well.

Wow, how ignorant am I!!

Well, probably Snood's right. He made a comment at a bad time for Bear.

No harm no foul Rockhead. It's simple.

Bear and I were friends until he started a thread that layed out a difficult personal situation of his and invited commentary. I told him the truth as I saw it; that he was indulging in a prolonged public wallow in self-pity, and that it wasn't helping him any. Since then it has become evident from an even more prolonged hissy fit of his that he wants his friends to tell him what he wants to hear, and nothing else.

Who needs someone whose as* you have to kiss to be their friend?

You have tomato hair.