contrex wrote:I AM AMERICAN...
I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or generally well-liked.
I don't live in a clean place, I don't eat nutritiously very often, and I don't drive well.
I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg.
Although I'm certain they weren't American.
I drink beer.....not good beer. I don't use utensils when eating.
I believe in guns for settling disputes, not discussions.
And I pronounce it AIN'T, not AREN'T.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack
...until I go anywhere, and what's the point in doing that.
Burger King IS fine dining. Cracker Jack IS a vegetable and WWF wrestling is real.
The UNITED STATES is the ONLY country in the world,
The FIRST nation of ignorance, and the BEST part of South America!
My name is Johnny Bob Jimmy Joe Ray...
...AND I AM AMERICAN!
actually contrex I am distantly related to Shakespeare through marriage.
I am familiar with both Da Vinci and Gutenberg.
I am a vegetarian and take excellent care of myself, practicing good nutrition as well as holistic and herbal preventative regimens. I also exercise regularly.
I haven't had an accident in 25 years and I drive constantly as part of my career.
I don't drink beer and have a pretty good laymans understanding of wine.
There is no WWF... it is now WWE. Do try to keep up.
I don't have 2 surnames... my middle name is Morse... after Samuel FB Morse, inventor of the Morse code and an Uncle several generations removed.
I don't use the word ain't because I was raised in a household where grammar and the use of "The Kings English" were paramount. My mother is from Ayr and Glasgow. My paternal family came from Salisbury and trace their ancestry back to land owners in the Essex region of England.
No thanks is necessary to me as an American for intervening in that little conflict in the 20th. century so that you can attempt to be condescending in English rather than German.
It's the least we could do after taking your Kings money, coming over here and then just keeping everything and kicking the **** out of your effete limey asses. :wink:
Thanks for all the great rock bands. You can keep the inbred horse faced monarchy.
Should you decide you'd like to make up, as a peace offering may I send you some modern dentistry?