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Tue 19 Aug, 2003 07:07 am
i was just thinking about this pickup line that a guy used on me at the pub last week....
i thought it could be interesting to share all the sad/lame/funny/rude or just plain stupid pick up lines that we've been fed.... or maybe tried?? :wink:
Hmm...as a married man, it has been a looong time, and I never went for lines anyway. Best to just say hi, introduce yourself, get into a conversation. The rules of 'pick-up' are explicit to both sexes, and more men should realize that they don't need lines.
However, I do like this one, and I know women who have fallen for it: "Hi, I would use a bad pick-up line on you, but you seem far too smart to fall for it, so is it okay if we just talk for a bit?"
well i wish they would learn that they don't but some guys just never will hey??? some chicks won't either.....
that's not a bad line at all.....
i'd probably fall for that one...
i think the most common one i've heard is
'that's a nice dress... but it would look better on my bedroom floor...'
Oh yeah....bad one....
One for the ladies, courtesy of Mae West: "I feel like a million tonight, but one at a time."
I always use the line, "Hi, my name is Gus. Remember that because you're going to be screaming it all night long."
"Wanna f*** ?"
Actually my favorite to date remains the one which was used on me....
Smoky, nosiy bar - guy across the bar giving me the eye for a long time. Then points at me (you), points at himself(me) and then points at the dance floor. I got up, and went to the dance floor to dance with him. And he goes...
"If I can make you come with my fingers....."
Needless to say he succeeded
Hey, if we are talking worst pick-up lines, how about this:
"I would so love for you to come home with me tonight, you remind me so much of mommy."
It is a bit cliched, it is the oldest line in the book, it has been done to death.
But if I fancy a guy, then his "Can I buy you a drink?" always works for me !
Another line I use that has been highly successful is... "Hi, I'm a fireman, wanna slide down my pole?"
How about: "Yeah, I'm ugly, overweight, and have a small dick, but at least you know I'll never lie to you."
Never tried that one, Cav. Does it work?
Sure it works, Gus - almost as well as 'Get in the truck.', I promise.
"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
"Your parents must be retarded....cuz you're special."
"Do you have a pierced tounge? No? You definitely need a stud in your mouth."
gus, yeah, works all the time
Or...you could try this: "I know you don't want a man who is a dick, but something in your eyes tells me you are looking for dick anyway..."
or you could try this:
"is that a mirror in your pocket? coz i can see myself in your pants.."
(don't blame me if you get hit in the face though...)
my general comeback for that line is "yeah, you do look like a bit of a c*nt..."
although i really despise that word, but sometimes you gotta play dirty when you're dealing with drunk testosterone....
"are those space pants because your ass is out of this world" my wife heres that alot it actually got me in a bar fight 1 time....poor guy didn't realize i'm trained to deffend against weapons.
another my buddy uses is "wanna see my prince albert" lol
I would just say hey I'm over 8" wanna go
but thats tasteless
or you have nice legs when do they open
I myself find pickup lines never work unless your just trying to make them laugh although im married so who cares lol
"Do you like flowers? Well get your tulips round my c*ck..."
"Do you like diamonds? Well suck my c*ck, it's a gem..."
"Get your coat, you've pulled!"
"Here's 20p for the phone. Call your mum and tell her you're not coming home tonight..."
"It must have hurt when you fell from the catwalk..."
"Can you help me move something?"
"What's that?"
"About a teaspoon of fluid across 8"..."
LOL! I never fell for pick up lines because I always though they sounded so corny and I just end up laughing in their face. I like Cav's way of just starting a conversation.
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