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Thu 14 Aug, 2003 03:15 pm
...to change a light bulb?
A: One! ONLY ONE!!!!
And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!
I'm sorry.... What was the question?
JUST WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY FRANK?
On behalf of all of us menopausal women on this board,
YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT, FRANK?!
(LOL...am sending this to about a dozen friends!)
I believe I may be at least pri-menopausal - and I do seem to be able to change a lightbulb without all that fuss, unless you count the downlight that constantly tries to suicide out of its socket, and has, in fact, been dangling down in a most unaesthetic manner for the last three years - I DO seem to be having trouble with that one....
JUST PUT OUT THE DAMNED GARBAGE FRANK!
JUST PUT OUT THE DAMNED GARBAGE FRANK!
Glad to see so many people have gotten into the spirit of this thing. My sister, who sent it to me, would be pleased if she could just calm down long enough to appreciate anything.
if you can get through it scarless then feel blessed......never happen tho. grin, keep yer head down, mouth shut and carry on.
peri, pre, present, post my arse......gawd save us mins
ducking,,,,,,
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