Seminars For Gurus In Training

I am particularly concerned that spendius gets as much instruction as possible.

What you should do wande is lie down in a quiet room with subdued lighting and a Barry Manilow album playing on low volume and get a nurse to apply cool damp cloths to your brow. Your concern will dissipate in infinitessimal gradations at the quantum level over a reasonably short period of time.

spendius wrote:

What you should do wande is lie down in a quiet room with subdued lighting and a Barry Manilow album playing on low volume and get a nurse to apply cool damp cloths to your brow. Your concern will dissipate in infinitessimal gradations at the quantum level over a reasonably short period of time.

It seems you have already started your training, spendi. Your advice sounds very guru-like. However, your choice of a Barry Manilow album indicates there is still much more training ahead of you.

Training at the paws of dlowan?

<shudder>

DrewDad wrote:

Training at the paws of dlowan?

<shudder>

He should be so lucky.....

Today's guest lecturer is dlowan, A2K's first Guru in Training!

wandeljw wrote:

Today's guest lecturer is dlowan, A2K's first Guru in Training!

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Wiffling for Wankers

Squishie-squashie squnchtail
Had a little finger flail
Ooops eh. Ooops eh.
All fall out.

Dwollie had a yikkle flan
She kept it in a bucket
And everywhere that Dwollie went
Not a soul would suck it.

Hickory dickery flock
Dwollie's down the dock
She struck but once
But 'twas a ponce
Hiiccuppy diccuppy Jock.

Hey diddle diddle
The cat's at the fiddle
Dwollie's attempting a swoon
The Gitties all laughed
To see such puns
And the dish ran away much to soon.


Little daddy scorner
Sat in his corner
Eating his turds in a pie
He dipped in his thumb
Said "yumyumyumyum
What a bright boy am I."

Hey- I like this game. Thanks for inviting me.

By the way, i found E_brown's remark about holding doors to be pretty idiotic. I hold doors for anyone who is close behind me, regardless of gender. When it comes to small children or the elderly, who may have difficulty with a heavy door, i open it, and stand back to let them pass. It's a courtesy, and it shows the kind of consideration which i hope others will show to me (if, for example, my arms were full). As for holding a door for a woman, that was how i was raised, and it has the added advantage of allowing some eye contact and at the least, a brief flirt.