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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 10:32 am
jespah wrote:
When you get a chance:

Every time you change a report, God kills a kitten.

Thanks.


I'm sorry, "all of our representatives are currently driving other customers crazy." or in Latin: "Omnes auxiliatores nostri nunc emptores alios furiant."
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 10:35 am
DrewDad wrote:
"My translator seems to be malfunctioning."


I need more information...... "Rotaturne capitulum huius, virus exspuens viride?" ("Does its head spin around and spit green slime?")
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Francis
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 10:47 am
DrewDad wrote:
"My translator seems to be malfunctioning."


Orbem rigidum teum raptus regaliter est...
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 10:47 am
Noddy24 wrote:
"The Object You Are Seeking is Exactly Where You Left It."

"Oraculis inusitatissima enuntiantur" (Oracles say the darndest things")
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 11:21 am
littlek wrote:
DrewDad wrote:
"My translator seems to be malfunctioning."


I need more information...... "Rotaturne capitulum huius, virus exspuens viride?" ("Does its head spin around and spit green slime?")

"Can I reboot?"
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 11:27 am
DrewDad wrote:
littlek wrote:
DrewDad wrote:
"My translator seems to be malfunctioning."


I need more information...... "Rotaturne capitulum huius, virus exspuens viride?" ("Does its head spin around and spit green slime?")

"Can I reboot?"


Acervus inutilium est! (It's a piece of junk)
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 11:33 am
littlek wrote:
DrewDad wrote:
littlek wrote:
DrewDad wrote:
"My translator seems to be malfunctioning."


I need more information...... "Rotaturne capitulum huius, virus exspuens viride?" ("Does its head spin around and spit green slime?")

"Can I reboot?"


Acervus inutilium est! (It's a piece of junk)

Aw... Don't be so hard on yourself.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 11:42 am
DrewDad wrote:
littlek wrote:
DrewDad wrote:
littlek wrote:
DrewDad wrote:
"My translator seems to be malfunctioning."


I need more information...... "Rotaturne capitulum huius, virus exspuens viride?" ("Does its head spin around and spit green slime?")

"Can I reboot?"


Acervus inutilium est! (It's a piece of junk)

Aw... Don't be so hard on yourself.


Numquam in hoc oppido prandebis iterum! (you'll never eat lunch in this town again)
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 11:56 am
"You are such an obstinate ass."

(Not you, littlek).
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 12:07 pm
Quote:
"Oraculis inusitatissima enuntiantur" (Oracles say the darndest things")




Thanks, littlek.

How about:

Every Woman Her Own Authority?
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 05:50 pm
edgarblythe wrote:
"You are such an obstinate ass."

(Not you, littlek).


"Merae fabulae sunt, et eas esse tales scis!" ("That's a load of bull, and you know it!")
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 05:54 pm
Noddy24 wrote:


How about:

Every Woman Her Own Authority?


"Amica tua est originis extraterrestrialis. Si fortuna tibi faveat, cum astronavem suam ista refecerit, a terra tuaque vita discedet tam cito quam fulmen ascendit." ("She's a space alien. If you're lucky, when she gets her flying saucer fixed up, she'll be out of here and out of your life in a flash.")
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Montanero
 
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Reply Wed 19 Sep, 2007 01:02 pm
Silent Darkness
or alternate: Dark and Silent
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George
 
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Reply Wed 19 Sep, 2007 01:15 pm
"I don't care what star you're following, get those camels off my lawn!"
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2007 08:06 pm
Montenaro - you realize this is a joke latin thread, yes?

George wrote:
"I don't care what star you're following, get those camels off my lawn!"


Inusitatissima iocaris (George doesn't get translations).
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George
 
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Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2007 08:20 pm
littlek wrote:
Montenaro - you realize this is a joke latin thread, yes?

George wrote:
"I don't care what star you're following, get those camels off my lawn!"


Inusitatissima iocaris (George doesn't get translations).

There are so many things George doesn't get...
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2007 10:15 pm
But George does get Latin!
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George
 
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Reply Sat 22 Sep, 2007 01:20 pm
littlek wrote:
But George does get Latin!

You should see me salsa.
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Sat 22 Sep, 2007 06:29 pm
Funniest thread tonite!
I wanna know how you say - in a nice way, of course,-
You, and the horse you rode in on.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 22 Sep, 2007 06:46 pm
bigdice67 wrote:
Funniest thread tonite!
I wanna know how you say - in a nice way, of course,-
You, and the horse you rode in on.


Glad you're enjoying it..... Will you be needing translations? Here's what I have for you.....

"Speramus naviculam misellam vestram ad scopulum adlisam iri summersum."
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