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littlek
 
Reply Sat 15 Sep, 2007 08:16 pm
That's right folks, it's a valuable service for no cost at all. We have lots of people here looking for translations into Latin, I can help.

Anyone interested?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 15 Sep, 2007 08:27 pm
Laughing OK, I would like to be able to say this one to my boss (must check if he speaks latin first though):

I WILL FRIKKIN SMASH YOUR HEAD IN IF YOU CALL ME ON A SUNDAY AGAIN!

(I hope to improve my muttering skills)
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 15 Sep, 2007 08:31 pm
Simple, tell him to "linge bacillum glycyrrhizae meum" (if you can pronounce all that!)
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 15 Sep, 2007 08:33 pm
lick my what? licorice stick? i will tell him that, at least i will feel better.

How about:

Use your blinker, dimwit!
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 15 Sep, 2007 08:38 pm
Great!

Let's see.... blinker, blinker.... um.... How about, "That car is so ugly, you'd have to put a pork chop on the backseat to get the dog to ride in it!" In Latin: "Iste currus tam turpis est ut necesse tibi sit ponere offam porcinam in sede postrema ut persuadeas cani ut vehatur eo!"
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 15 Sep, 2007 09:00 pm
"You are in danger of having fun. Remember the little goat."
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 15 Sep, 2007 09:06 pm
THE HAPPY GOAT!!! I believe she was quite large in size.


How do you say: "You don't know your ass from a catacomb"?
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 15 Sep, 2007 09:26 pm
DrewDad wrote:
"You are in danger of having fun. Remember the little goat."


Well, I'm not sure, but I can tell you how to say I get to worship whomever I like, including Happy Goat."

Latin: "Licet mihi venerari pro deo quemlibet, etiam Felice Caper."
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 15 Sep, 2007 09:27 pm
dagmaraka wrote:

How do you say: "You don't know your ass from a catacomb"?


Latin: "Non possis distinguere tuum podicem a Puticulis"
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 15 Sep, 2007 10:17 pm
How about, "please remove the stick from your rectum?"
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 12:10 am
DrewDad wrote:
How about, "please remove the stick from your rectum?"
This is as close as I can get, "Nunc novi quid Manipupa sentiat." or "Now I know how a muppet feels."
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Coolwhip
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 03:17 am
I need:

"You fail at life"

and maybe...

"A pillow will muffle the screams" Smile
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 07:12 am
When you get a chance:

Every time you change a report, God kills a kitten.

Thanks.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 07:30 am
"My translator seems to be malfunctioning."
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 07:54 am
"The Object You Are Seeking is Exactly Where You Left It."
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 08:06 am
Illiud Latine dici non potest, ad A2Kum.
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Francis
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 08:36 am
Vescere bracis meis...
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 08:54 am
Canis meus id comedit.
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Francis
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 08:57 am
Credo nos in fluctu eodem esse...
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Sep, 2007 10:27 am
Coolwhip wrote:
I need:

"You fail at life"

and maybe...

"A pillow will muffle the screams" Smile


How about, "You're toast" Latin: "Mox corvos pasces"
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