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My new religion (split from another thread)

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 11:50 pm
Your means of concealment is not working, oh hiding toadie minion...


Well, bethie, it seems craven is willing to try just about anything...heehee...
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Sofia
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 11:52 pm
Damn!

I knew I shouldn't have said that out loud.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 12:05 am
dlowan wrote:
What are the tenets of your religion, Craven? Whom do you worship? Why only women? ... are we considered the only truly spiritual beings, or something?




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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 01:32 am
LOL!
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 01:53 am
Yes yes, the veneration will be bountiful. I think our god will be Venus.

Hey the lurker is on the phone wiv me right now and lacks the testicular fortitude to post here (though sozobe's welcome did make her all kinds of happy). Encourage her!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 01:59 am
C'mon lurker!

We don't bite - we are really sweet, and warm, and welcoming!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:00 am
We will help you against the evil de kere! We have ways of supporting you....
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zenraven
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:05 am
Sozobe...I am unveiling...the lurker has now officially joined the ranks of the femfolk Craven-battlers! Let the games begin. Note: Objectifiers beware!!
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:07 am
It's not objectifying it's veneration! We will worship at the temple of mount venus!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:08 am
Greetings, zenraven - lurker extraordinaire.

let the battle begin.
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zenraven
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:09 am
Now that's a different story...eat organic I always say!!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:09 am
we normally start by threatening to cut his testicles off.

You have knives?




The sentence is usually commuted because compassion strikes our hearts - and because not one of us is close enough.

How close are you?
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:11 am
Not the testes! This is a house of worship!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:11 am
I soooo ain't eating nothin'!
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zenraven
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:12 am
Dlowan...even better....I have psychological analysis!!! Works like a charm every time.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:12 am
Yews goan get kinda thin deb.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:13 am
Psychobabble psycoshmabble.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:13 am
yes - and it needs seed spilling, to make it fruitful and multiplicatory...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:14 am
Zenraven - I don't think psychological analysis is gonna do more than bore him into a stupor.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:16 am
Mind you - stupors aren't all bad - I am sure we can loot and pillage the stupor victim to our hearts' content...
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