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My new religion (split from another thread)

 
 
timberlandko
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 04:04 pm
Prolly be happier with Kevlar, CdK ... lots lighter and cooler.
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Sofia
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 04:06 pm
Hiding the produce???

Then, OFF WITH HIS HEAD/S!
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 04:30 pm
Awww that's just a pretext to touch me in't it?
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Sofia
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 04:42 pm
Oh, gosh, goils. I gave it the old college try. Really I did. But, I have the icky feeling I'm seducing my son, or something.

I'm checking into Sick Bay. I promise to swashbuckle older, crotchety min if they dast show up.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 04:46 pm
I like the idea of the iron undies - turn into a neat frying pan when we hold him over the slow fire...
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Sofia
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 04:47 pm
Ow. That was funny.

Roast him in his undies!!!
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 04:50 pm
I'm always willing to negotiate. And I s'pose there's no point denyin' the crotchety part ... but I'm unconvinced I oughtta admit ta "Older". Hmmmm ... gues I can't hide it though. <sigh> What little hair I have left LOOKS old. Shocked
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 04:53 pm
Sokay Sofia. Gawd fergives pervy ladies cuz he knows how irresistable he made me.
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Sofia
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 05:01 pm
You are all witnessing my first psychotic break. (I'm sure a few of you think it must at least be my second, but SHUT IT.) Cool

I am wildly vacillating between wanting to take a bite of of the rotten, ill-mannered host's bum, and being nauseated at the thought of my heinous pseudo-cyber-incest. I don't think I shall be the same on the morrow! Confused

WARNING-- Person having very giddy evening. Read at your own risk!!!! Very Happy

sozobe, dlowan--
What are we fighting for? Do we have a credo? What do the women want?
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 05:03 pm
Women just want to objectify. Same ole story.
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Sofia
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 05:10 pm
We need a credo.

( I think I'll be asked to dress respectably, and use an elevated volcabulary. I'm pretty sure my sex fun will be put to an end...)

I really hate behaving.

Hopefully, the bunny is off drafting some important She-Woman document.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 05:16 pm
What do we want?

Simply to be treated as more than seagull **** on the windscreen of life.

To have dignity, respect, equal pay, lots of fun, and good sex.

Is this too much to ask?
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 05:18 pm
Then... why didn't yew join my cult? the good sex is a given. I mean the initiation.. um, BAPTISM is in a hot tub gosh dern it.

Plus I was so gonna let you all take over. I only had two wishes. Nudity and all females.

Sigh, youse gals are confused again isn't yew? Jes doant no wot yew want.
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Sofia
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 05:26 pm
To have dignity, respect, equal pay, lots of fun, and good sex.
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OK. I'll be the Secretary of Good Sex, and the Undersecretary of Lots of Fun!!! I don't think I can be too much help in the Dignity and Respect Departments. Get someone to start figuring out how to blend them. Most of the time, we can only have one or the other. The mins don't seem to have that problem...

And, I don't know HOW we lost out on the equal pay. Evil or Very Mad
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 05:28 pm
Well, I, for one, am extremely dignified when I am having fun, and good sex.
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Sofia
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 05:29 pm
Then you are not doing it right.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 05:30 pm
Most of my beloveds have called me "ma'am"! (THis is true, by the way - most odd.)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 05:31 pm
Oh yes I am - one can maintain essential dignity in the oddest positions.

Craven - there is a logical flaw in your "LET" us take all take over....
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Sofia
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 05:31 pm
That is disturbing! Really? They call you ma'am?

I'd slap them!

(Unless you are a dominatrix...)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 05:31 pm
Re the dignity - think of cats...
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