My new religion (split from another thread)

Prolly be happier with Kevlar, CdK ... lots lighter and cooler.

Hiding the produce???

Then, OFF WITH HIS HEAD/S!

Awww that's just a pretext to touch me in't it?

Oh, gosh, goils. I gave it the old college try. Really I did. But, I have the icky feeling I'm seducing my son, or something.

I'm checking into Sick Bay. I promise to swashbuckle older, crotchety min if they dast show up.

I like the idea of the iron undies - turn into a neat frying pan when we hold him over the slow fire...

Ow. That was funny.

Roast him in his undies!!!

I'm always willing to negotiate. And I s'pose there's no point denyin' the crotchety part ... but I'm unconvinced I oughtta admit ta "Older". Hmmmm ... gues I can't hide it though. <sigh> What little hair I have left LOOKS old.

Sokay Sofia. Gawd fergives pervy ladies cuz he knows how irresistable he made me.

You are all witnessing my first psychotic break. (I'm sure a few of you think it must at least be my second, but SHUT IT.)

I am wildly vacillating between wanting to take a bite of of the rotten, ill-mannered host's bum, and being nauseated at the thought of my heinous pseudo-cyber-incest. I don't think I shall be the same on the morrow!

WARNING-- Person having very giddy evening. Read at your own risk!!!!

sozobe, dlowan--
What are we fighting for? Do we have a credo? What do the women want?

Women just want to objectify. Same ole story.

We need a credo.

( I think I'll be asked to dress respectably, and use an elevated volcabulary. I'm pretty sure my sex fun will be put to an end...)

I really hate behaving.

Hopefully, the bunny is off drafting some important She-Woman document.

What do we want?

Simply to be treated as more than seagull **** on the windscreen of life.

To have dignity, respect, equal pay, lots of fun, and good sex.

Is this too much to ask?

Then... why didn't yew join my cult? the good sex is a given. I mean the initiation.. um, BAPTISM is in a hot tub gosh dern it.

Plus I was so gonna let you all take over. I only had two wishes. Nudity and all females.

Sigh, youse gals are confused again isn't yew? Jes doant no wot yew want.

To have dignity, respect, equal pay, lots of fun, and good sex.
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OK. I'll be the Secretary of Good Sex, and the Undersecretary of Lots of Fun!!! I don't think I can be too much help in the Dignity and Respect Departments. Get someone to start figuring out how to blend them. Most of the time, we can only have one or the other. The mins don't seem to have that problem...

And, I don't know HOW we lost out on the equal pay.

Well, I, for one, am extremely dignified when I am having fun, and good sex.

Then you are not doing it right.

Most of my beloveds have called me "ma'am"! (THis is true, by the way - most odd.)

Oh yes I am - one can maintain essential dignity in the oddest positions.

Craven - there is a logical flaw in your "LET" us take all take over....

That is disturbing! Really? They call you ma'am?

I'd slap them!

(Unless you are a dominatrix...)

Re the dignity - think of cats...