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My new religion (split from another thread)

 
 
roger
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 04:20 pm
Deacons, Timber. He's going to need lots of deacons.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 04:23 pm
So do! Youse wimmin just objectify all the time.

< psst, I'm actually just teasing a lurker >
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 04:24 pm
Unlurkify, lurker! A femfolk Craven-battler is a friend of ours!

(I'm assuming about the femfolk and Craven-battling...)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 04:25 pm
Well, Soz - we need to give Craven a chance before we use our power against him.

What are the tenets of your religion, Craven?

Whom do you worship?

Why only women? I assume, therefore, that women will take all the leading roles in the church - are we considered the only truly spiritual beings, or something?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 04:26 pm
I guess we kick you out, therefore, as soon as the religion is off the ground?
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 04:26 pm
I so don't need deacons! And the lurker is already doing a bad PR campaign.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 04:27 pm
How does Craven know who is lurking?
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 04:34 pm
Cause I told her to look.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 04:45 pm
sozobe wrote:
Unlurkify, lurker! A femfolk Craven-battler is a friend of ours!

(I'm assuming about the femfolk and Craven-battling...)


Oh don't encourage her! She is already a big meanie! and she is already playing the tired old stereotypes with me about how "ALL men just objectify objectify objectify".

Sigh, this whole thread is supposed to be proof of that she says. She misses the deep spiritual meaning and is so shallow.

dlowan wrote:
Well, Soz - we need to give Craven a chance before we use our power against him.


Wot power?

dlowan wrote:

What are the tenets of your religion, Craven?


Finally! Someone interested in spirituality. I welcome these questions! Unfortunately I have not come up with anything other than the nudity and the all female angles so check back later. I'm sure I'll come up with layers of deep spiritual meaning for the cult activities.

dlowan wrote:

Whom do you worship?


I ahven't chosen a name yet.

dlowan wrote:
Why only women?


While talking to a raging feminist I reallized how I could spin.. er sell er... shed divine light onto this.

It's to counter all the ole-boy's clubs.

dlowan wrote:

I assume, therefore, that women will take all the leading roles in the church - are we considered the only truly spiritual beings, or something?


Um, well I don't mind allowing them to take charge. I kinda even like the idea. 'They can always climb the hierarchy and end up on top. Who knows.

But verily.. um.. all beings is spiritual and such. But if they want to be real spiritual and have a better place in heaven they should join my cult.

For the fisrt week I will be having a promotion in which tithe exemption is permanently granted to teh first 50 followers!

Join now!
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 04:45 pm
Sometimes you come through a little fuzzy, ergo, the peach.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 04:50 pm
Craven de Kere wrote:
While talking to a raging feminist I reallized how I could spin.. er sell er... shed divine light onto this.

It's to counter all the ole-boy's clubs.


Craven... dollink... there is one major factor of the ole-boy's clubs you seem to be overlooking...

Ole-boy's clubs do not generally have a woman at the helm.

If you'd like to invite Dlowan to create her very own religion, no mins allowed (or allowed entirely at our discretion, particularly if bare chests are involved) (theirs, not ours) (well...) however, that's something else entirely.

THAT's something I might sign up for.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 04:51 pm
Heaven is viewed as a hierarchy, with better rooms for some???!!!!

Wot - rooms wiv a view?

I am shocked...
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 04:51 pm
LW,

Sometimes?

soz,

You are a mean heartless woman. But I predicted this and by the time we launch I will ahve a puppet woman at the helm. So far a lesbian I know is very interested but I suspect she has ulterior motives.

It's actually quite important to keep this thing pure.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 04:53 pm
I am soooooooooooo not being at the head of any religion!!!!


And Craven, you feel Soz and I have no power? That we could not organise an anti-Craven crusade? Do not tempt us!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 04:54 pm
Hmmmm - "get theee behind me, Craven" has a certain familiar ring.....what could it be....OH! I recall! More evidence that Craven de kere is the Devil!
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 04:57 pm
I was thinking that, the obvious place for one single man in an all-female religion is to embody evil, I was just trying to figure out if he is the evil deity to Dlowan's benevolent deity, or if he is just some sort of like evil shaman representing evil who we all shun and torture occasionally.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 05:01 pm
Hmmmmmmmmmm.........HOW would we torture him?
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 05:04 pm
Sometime fuzzy, sometimes furry. Are you sure you're not a throwback? Have you had your RNA checked lately?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 05:07 pm
Would a polka-dot frock torment him a LOT, Soz, for instance? And feathers? Could we dress up, too?
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 05:07 pm
"But I predicted this and by the time we launch I will ahve a puppet woman at the helm."

so, CdK, you gonna be the one to go around with your hand up the puppet-woman's backside?

But seriously... I can see how you'd save a bundle on vestments.

But you DO remember the traditional punishment for preaching without a licence...
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