My new religion (split from another thread)

Deacons, Timber. He's going to need lots of deacons.

So do! Youse wimmin just objectify all the time.

< psst, I'm actually just teasing a lurker >

Unlurkify, lurker! A femfolk Craven-battler is a friend of ours!

(I'm assuming about the femfolk and Craven-battling...)

Well, Soz - we need to give Craven a chance before we use our power against him.

What are the tenets of your religion, Craven?

Whom do you worship?

Why only women? I assume, therefore, that women will take all the leading roles in the church - are we considered the only truly spiritual beings, or something?

I guess we kick you out, therefore, as soon as the religion is off the ground?

I so don't need deacons! And the lurker is already doing a bad PR campaign.

How does Craven know who is lurking?

Cause I told her to look.

Oh don't encourage her! She is already a big meanie! and she is already playing the tired old stereotypes with me about how "ALL men just objectify objectify objectify".

Sigh, this whole thread is supposed to be proof of that she says. She misses the deep spiritual meaning and is so shallow.



Wot power?



Finally! Someone interested in spirituality. I welcome these questions! Unfortunately I have not come up with anything other than the nudity and the all female angles so check back later. I'm sure I'll come up with layers of deep spiritual meaning for the cult activities.



I ahven't chosen a name yet.



While talking to a raging feminist I reallized how I could spin.. er sell er... shed divine light onto this.

It's to counter all the ole-boy's clubs.



Um, well I don't mind allowing them to take charge. I kinda even like the idea. 'They can always climb the hierarchy and end up on top. Who knows.

But verily.. um.. all beings is spiritual and such. But if they want to be real spiritual and have a better place in heaven they should join my cult.

For the fisrt week I will be having a promotion in which tithe exemption is permanently granted to teh first 50 followers!

Join now!

Sometimes you come through a little fuzzy, ergo, the peach.

Craven... dollink... there is one major factor of the ole-boy's clubs you seem to be overlooking...

Ole-boy's clubs do not generally have a woman at the helm.

If you'd like to invite Dlowan to create her very own religion, no mins allowed (or allowed entirely at our discretion, particularly if bare chests are involved) (theirs, not ours) (well...) however, that's something else entirely.

THAT's something I might sign up for.

Heaven is viewed as a hierarchy, with better rooms for some???!!!!

Wot - rooms wiv a view?

I am shocked...

LW,

Sometimes?

soz,

You are a mean heartless woman. But I predicted this and by the time we launch I will ahve a puppet woman at the helm. So far a lesbian I know is very interested but I suspect she has ulterior motives.

It's actually quite important to keep this thing pure.

I am soooooooooooo not being at the head of any religion!!!!


And Craven, you feel Soz and I have no power? That we could not organise an anti-Craven crusade? Do not tempt us!

Hmmmm - "get theee behind me, Craven" has a certain familiar ring.....what could it be....OH! I recall! More evidence that Craven de kere is the Devil!

I was thinking that, the obvious place for one single man in an all-female religion is to embody evil, I was just trying to figure out if he is the evil deity to Dlowan's benevolent deity, or if he is just some sort of like evil shaman representing evil who we all shun and torture occasionally.

Hmmmmmmmmmm.........HOW would we torture him?

Sometime fuzzy, sometimes furry. Are you sure you're not a throwback? Have you had your RNA checked lately?

Would a polka-dot frock torment him a LOT, Soz, for instance? And feathers? Could we dress up, too?

"But I predicted this and by the time we launch I will ahve a puppet woman at the helm."

so, CdK, you gonna be the one to go around with your hand up the puppet-woman's backside?

But seriously... I can see how you'd save a bundle on vestments.

But you DO remember the traditional punishment for preaching without a licence...