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My new religion (split from another thread)

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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 05:08 pm
No, what is it?
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 05:17 pm
(psst... deb, I'll give you a hint... think Good Friday...)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 05:20 pm
Hmmmmmmm.......having to go to church? Getting a holiday?
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 05:22 pm
Getting stapled to a post, as a warning to others who might do the same...
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Sofia
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 05:26 pm
<Toadie report on the new religion--> Dismal launch due largely to smart talkin' females, who refuse to disrobe. During master's first religion launch, wherein he demanded a shrubbery right off the bat, he did much better...

Polling reveals master has not done so well also due to the following factors
1) No name for the god.
2) No scary god-like words.
3) No threats of torture or promises of specially good stuff.

This concludes toadie report.>
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 05:26 pm
Hmmmm - like poor wittle wedge-tailed eagles used to be on fences in Oz.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 05:29 pm
OMG!!! Sofia! I forgot! I already had a religion! And I even got to be god!

Damn! I coulda used that one for... this noble nude purpose. I'd just ahve to kick out the men and that'd be easy! I'd claim blasphemy or some technicality.

Damn.
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 05:31 pm
Is this the new "no clothes make the man" movement?
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 05:32 pm
Woman! hee hee I kicked out the men (for religious reasons).
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 05:33 pm
Hey - Soz - if we tortured him with rubber
































duckies ........would he quack?


(I think I need to leave town after that one....)
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 07:26 pm
I see I started a religion again. sigh

dlowan wrote:
Hmmmm - "get theee behind me, Craven" has a certain familiar ring.....what could it be....


for some reason those words are very familiar to me too...
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 07:32 pm
Shocked Bad bad bad bad bad...
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 07:35 pm
Its not the only one I've been kicked out of.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 07:36 pm
Craven de Kere wrote:
I see I started a religion again. sigh

dlowan wrote:
Hmmmm - "get theee behind me, Craven" has a certain familiar ring.....what could it be....


for some reason those words are very familiar to me too...


Shocked

Well, we know that, while you may be able to start a religion, you are no god - forgetting your claim to be a god would seem to preclude omniscience, which is, I believe, one of the prerequisites for proper godding? No?

Or perhaps you are one of those all-too-human Olympian-type godlings?
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 07:42 pm
No, I am just trying to blend in down here.. the better to hear that catch phrase more often.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 08:07 pm
Youse be a naughty min, and a worser god! LOL!
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Sofia
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 10:47 pm
Craven de Kere wrote:
I see I started a religion again. sigh

dlowan wrote:
Hmmmm - "get theee behind me, Craven" has a certain familiar ring.....what could it be....


for some reason those words are very familiar to me too...


What with min knocking on your back door, you trying to fit in, and the new coolness of gayness in religion--mayhap you could start up your own Gay Religion.

You could write a really nasty chapter about the evils of heterosexuality and wardrobes lacking flair.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 10:51 pm
L. Ron Hubbard may have some advice for you Craven. I would have his number, but I'm not fond of giving away half my money.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 11:41 pm
soooooo, if i understand this correctly, Craven proposes a new religion, where minions will go commando, and wimmins will be worshipped?


finally. he's on the right track.

about time too.
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Sofia
 
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Reply Fri 8 Aug, 2003 11:47 pm
Why is it I'm not believing Cravengod will make wimmin objects of worship? He has reams of evidentiary anti-wimmin sentiment. Exclamation

<hiding in the corner to observe...Hey. While I'm here, I'll write the Gospel According to the Hiding Toadie Minion!>
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