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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:16 am
dlowan wrote:
yes - and it needs seed spilling, to make it fruitful and multiplicatory...

Um, we doant frown on onanism, cept when it's in the hot tub.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:17 am
dlowan wrote:
Mind you - stupors aren't all bad - I am sure we can loot and pillage the stupor victim to our hearts' content...


That's called date rape evil bunny.
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zenraven
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:18 am
DLowan...too true...perhaps I SHOULD learn the art of knife-throwing. Is it Ok if I poison the tips...or would that be dishonorable??
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:19 am
I am so buying a cup tomorrow.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:20 am
Zenraven, do you now understand my issues with testicular misfortune?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:22 am
I would NEVER commit date rape!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!


And I spoke not of onanism when I spoke of spilling seeds....


Why the smegging cup?


I believe poisoned tips to be quite sporting.
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zenraven
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:30 am
Quite frankly testicular misfortune would help alot with the problem of overpopulation...
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:34 am
I know I have within my loins the power to populate the heavens but I use my powers wisely.

Why the cup? What with all the testicular misfortune being discussed it is a no-brainer.
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zenraven
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:36 am
The heavens are populated??....why, I thought you were a non-believer Craven!
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zenraven
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:38 am
Oh...and cups are easily gotten around...heh
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:38 am
What the devil do you mean I have two concurrent religions. In one I am the diety and in the other I have a harem. I mean a spiritual following.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:39 am
zenraven wrote:
Oh...and cups are easily gotten around...heh


I knew I'd met you somewhere before!

Hmm, do girls practice? Like some men do with bras? I can do a one handed drive by.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 03:46 am
Oh, we learn cup bypass in kindy....
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 12:56 pm
zenraven wrote:
Sozobe...I am unveiling...the lurker has now officially joined the ranks of the femfolk Craven-battlers! Let the games begin. Note: Objectifiers beware!!


YAY!!!

Celebratory dance!

Sort of a Amazonian/ Xena dealie with leather breastplates, lots of hair blowing around, face paint and fierce expressions!

Grr!

Be afraid, Craven-warlock and hidden toadie minions, too. (Hidden toadie minions can cross over, though... c'mon, you know you want to... the little leather skirt will look just FAB.)
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Sofia
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 01:02 pm
...I really would like to dress like Xena...and dust my whip off...
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 01:03 pm
There ya go!
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:03 pm
Wow! I don't pay 'tention for a while, and alluva sudden, the wimmins is playin' dressup! Cool! A floorshow ... with leather bustiers and lithe muscularity and other egregious pulchritude! Oh, boy! Mr. Green
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:55 pm
Careful there, timber -- they're all in drag.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 02:59 pm
Yawn. all bark...
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Sofia
 
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Reply Sat 9 Aug, 2003 03:00 pm
That's it! My womanness has been besmirched! I'm off to find appropriate fightin' clothes, and I'm coming back to shave that furry blue thing!

Tally--hoooooooo!!!!!
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