Fairytales can come true.
It can happen to you.
If you're a gigantic pain in the ass.
So I get to the hospital a little late. (Don't need no steenkin' umbrella, Joe. I have a hat.) The lawyer is busy. He finally gets to me with only 15 minutes before I'm supposed to meet with my therapist. I ask if he'll be around after. Yes, he will.
My therapist gets an earful and then some. I'm not happy. I'm tired, fed up, and generally disinterested in EVERYTHING. I say where the hell is the fairy godparent who's supposed to swoop in and take care of everything with the wave of a magic wand. I've got many appointments to make with the hospital. Haven't made one. I have problems with state and federal taxes. I'm actually losing sleep over this.
I shlump from the therapist's office to the lawyer. I explain the state problem, which is an emergency. I received something in the mail which says "Warrant" on it. Am I under arrest? He calls the state. I say who I am and give the state permission to talk to him. While he's talking, I'm signing power of attorney forms. He talks for almost an hour.
While I'm slumped over in the chair, the head of the cancer center stops in to say hello. She likes me. (There's no accounting for taste.) To explain how fuzzy I am, I tell her that somebody from Bellevue called me last week and told me to take something somewhere. I wrote down where but not what. I have no recollection of the what. She says she'll check my file in the computer (probably requires a separate drive by now) and see if she can find out.
She comes back telling me that I'm supposed to make all these appointments. I say I know and slump forward again. "OK with you if I make them?" "Absolutely," I respond. So now the lawyer is taking care of the entire state tax issue and gets me two months to straighten things out. The head of the cancer center returns with all my appointments. (Actually all but one. I think I can manage one phone call.) I hug them both and start to cry. Then I go looking for my therapist and tell her that there are fairy godparents with magic wands.
I have another appointment with the lawyer next week. That will be to discuss the federal tax problems.
If I wasn't so exhausted and generally miserable, I'd be, dare I say it, happy. I do dare to say that I'm enormously relieved and grateful.
Gonna have some breakfast and go to sleep.