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What would your tombstone say? (Light-hearted topic)

 
 
Mame
 
Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 09:24 am
I won't have a tombstone or grave marker because I want to be cremated and left in the crematorium incinerator, but if I had to have one, I'd like mine to say:

Ahhh, peace at last!


What would yours say?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 10:46 am
>slap<
I could've had a V-8.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 11:00 am
Or:

All dressed up and no place to go.
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lmur
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 11:03 am
Didn't I tell you that, given enough time, I'd get stiff?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 11:08 am
Real small......

all the way to the bottom











I can see up your skirt
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 11:41 am
Nobody here but us worms.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 11:53 am
Here's one for JoeNation:

Here lies Joe(I had the last word)Nation.

And for Kicky:

Finally found a cheap place to stay!

And for gus:

I miss my swamp!
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 02:29 pm
used up.

see you in hell bitches....

I am a full cadaver donor so it doesn't really matter....
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 02:31 pm
able to know now
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 02:35 pm
Good one, Mame, except for gustav it should read: Finally IN the swamp!

Since my ashes will pollute the Pacific ocean, I haven't thought about
what my tombstone should say. "Who has the last word now?"
would be a good guess.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 02:42 pm
Enough with the Viagra!
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 02:51 pm
For CJ and Francis:

When we're horizontal, we're all the same height.

for CJ:

Speechless at last!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 03:10 pm
Mame wrote:
For CJ and Francis:

When we're horizontal, we're all the same height.



You think we die together? Laughing
How Romeo and Juliett would that be!?!!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 03:12 pm
Mame wrote:

for CJ:

Speechless at last!



This would be a good one indeed.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 03:16 pm
I can't decide whether to pollute the Pacific Ocean or a certain area of Tuscany, but italophile that I am, the Pacific is my own place.

So, for the fictional marker...



oh, wait, I have to think about it.

But to start...



"Finally Thin Enough"
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 03:17 pm
osso, better would be "I digress again"
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Swimpy
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 03:18 pm
"I knew this would happen"
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 07:54 pm
Swimpy wrote:
"I knew this would happen"



Laughing

That's on the same theme as..

"I Told you I was sick"
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 07:56 pm
Maybe I digress again, for the greater good...






snork.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 8 Sep, 2007 07:59 pm
Ha! I like the 'snork' part Smile
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