I guess my tombstone will say "he loved to travel," except I'm being cremated and tossed into the Pacific Ocean - so's I can continue on my journey.
Dead for a long time not a good time.
"Oh, Sure! NOW you bring me flowers."
gone away, owing more than I could pay
I think I shall like to have a button that would play songs. Like: "Fairwell, goodbye, auf wiedersehen, adieu, To ye, and ye, and ye and ye and ye... Goooooood byyyyyeeeeeeeee!"
"Okay, I'll shut up now."
Don't tempt me, dadpad. I'm not dead yet!
"Now I Can Watch You Undress."
Here lies edgarblythe
Cut down by the Reaper's scythe
If I could have seen his ugly face
I would have put him under the grass
Why did I pick today to stop procrastinating?
I think Spike Milligan (famous english comedian) had the best epitath I could ever hope for, his in gaelic translates as " See I told you I was bloody ill"
I shall like to have a big red button that will say
DO NOT PRESS THE RED BUTTON!
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