Thomas wrote:dlowan wrote:a. I thought that's where you kept your hearts?
Hearts, wounded macho button. Tomeyto, tomuhto...
dlowan wrote:b. I was trying to HELP the damned Bear!
Right. Trying to help. That's what they always say. Some even put it into their user name.
You've REALLY hurt me now, Thomas. Really, really hurt me....and you knew how to twist the knife, didn't you? TRYING to hurt, weren't you?
I LOVED that bear, I tell you. I loved it like it was one of my own kittens....I brought it the carcases of tiny baby fur seals purloined from the beastly Canajun clubbers......I taught it to hunt....I smacked its furry bottom when it bit me....I taught it to play guitar!
But never love a wild thing, Thomas, never love a wild thing. Now it calls me "wabbit" and pooh poohs at my advice.
Wild things, bears, men....they all tear your heart out in the end, and sneer at you when you say "I was only trying to help".