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I realize that I'm too plain spoken, foul mouthed and have many undesirable qualities but really, who would you rather have visit your country.... me or this total embarassment? Laughing

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070907/ap_on_re_au_an/bush_bad_day_at_theater_1

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For some reason this struck me as the funniest.

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As a result, while Bush spoke, the traveling media cooled its heels outside the landmark Opera House, shooting pictures and watching boats in the harbor.

All in all though it is more embarrassing than funny. He should have stayed in bed.

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A chant by demonstrators heard in towns and cities around Australia, Saturday 8th. September 2007 .

George Bush, USA how many kids have you killed today?

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Sounds like a normal day in the life of George Bush.

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I notice no one has stated a preference for your visit.

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OK, I'd much rather see Bear here, or there, by far.

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I've got the perfect shed for a Bear to come and use as a den in winter.

Any day. The Bear is welcome any day.

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Well, this part made me laugh out loud.

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He strode away from the lectern on a path that would have sent him over a steep drop.

Oh, that would've been some good video. Reminds me of a Carol Burnette skit.

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An American woman in my supermarket couldn't understand why they wouldn't accept American dollars. She then voiced her dissaproval loudly when her credit card was not accepted (it wasnt Amex master card or visa).

I'm guessing she was a republican.

on Bush: Embarrassing for you, However he's only one of 300 million. Surely the rest cant be the same.

Bear, come on over we'll have a coldie.

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I'd like to have Bush over. He's the Texas answer to Inspector Clouseau.

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You're so right, Kick - but not as graceful.

I can say this, since I'm clumsy, and tend to understand confusion in space. But, I've known Austria from Australia my whole life, and he seems to have memorized that for the trip and lost it with jet lag, or whatever.

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I'd be happier to see the Bear than Bush! He and his ilk certainly added nothing to Sydney.

Or nothing positive - over a quarter of the city's population left town - to avoid the traffic foul ups, road closures, protesters, over-zealous cops and politicians in general.

I had to work on the public holiday they gave us to avoid the Bush invasion - and the traffic to work was a dream!

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Sorry Bear, but I'd rather have a Busch at my place than you.

Oh, wait, did you say Bush? I gotta get better reading glasses.

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Farenheit 911 (Michael Moore) was shown on UK tv last night. Bush is an embarrassment but then I dont think he's quite so stupid as he comes across.

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kickycan wrote:

I'd like to have Bush over. He's the Texas answer to Inspector Clouseau.

Are you sure? I would have said the Texas answer to Mr. Bean.

The Bear is welcome in Munich anytime.

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Bear

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/jha/lowres/jhan175l.jpg

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thanks folks.... take that Finn..... I'm surprised you don't invite me to Dallas and then arrange to have me assassinated.... that's how you do things there isn't it?

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Thomas wrote:

kickycan wrote:
I'd like to have Bush over. He's the Texas answer to Inspector Clouseau.

Are you sure? I would have said the Texas answer to Mr. Bean.

The Bear is welcome in Munich anytime.

Egads!

I cannot BEAR Mr Bean either.

Though Blackadder is welcome to place his slippers beneath my bed any night....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Wit and irony....the ultimate aphrodisiac,,,,

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dlowan wrote:

Egads!

I cannot BEAR Mr Bean either.

Bingo! That's what makes Mr. Bush such a perfect answer to him.

Just imagine my upcoming feature film "Mr. Bean in the White House". In its opening scene, we see President Bean wander around in the "war room" we got to know in "Dr. Strangelove". He discoveres a string of big red buttons with skulls and "radioactive" signs on them. President Bean's face lights up, and with his typical impish grin he pushes them all. He waits with anticipation. Seconds later, the rest of the world lights up too ...

Bean and Bush: separated at birth.

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Thomas wrote:

dlowan wrote:
Egads!

I cannot BEAR Mr Bean either.

Bingo! That's what makes Mr. Bush such a perfect answer to him.

Just imagine my upcoming feature film "Mr. Bean in the White House". In its opening scene, we see President Bean wander around in the "war room" we got to know in "Dr. Strangelove". He discoveres a string of big red buttons with skulls and "radioactive" signs on them. President Bean's face lights up, and with his typical impish grin he pushes them all. He waits with anticipation. Seconds later, the rest of the world lights up too ...

Bean and Bush: separated at birth.

Bean has more facial expressions, and loves his teddy bear.

But I see what you mean.

Both have good scriptwriters, but are best when silent.

tell me Thomas, are you witty AND ironical, like Edmund Blackadder? (Except in the first series, sans Ben Elton...)

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