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Hitting on A2Kers

 
 
dadpad
 
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Reply Sun 12 Aug, 2007 06:21 pm
Montana wrote:
I think Stoat is hot :-D


Careful there montana, we know what happened last time you said that.


Never to mind, a change is as good as a holiday
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Stoat
 
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Reply Sun 12 Aug, 2007 07:00 pm
ossobuco wrote:
Y'know, Stoat's avatar looks rather like the fetching Sally Dog....



Stoat, I don't know if you remember Dyslexia and Diane, but they have a sweetie dog of similar aspect.


I am honored to have evoked warm feelings that remind of a canine friend :-)
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Stoat
 
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Reply Sun 12 Aug, 2007 07:04 pm
ehBeth wrote:
<fanning self>



there's just something about a man in a full-length fur coat



<sigh>


ehBeth, I'm delighted that you appreciate my fur and of course you would be allowed to touch if if you were to honor me with a visit to the stoat cave :-)
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 12 Aug, 2007 07:06 pm
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1425/898323511_aeb7b22fae.jpg

This photo preceded an a2k scuffle on whether or not Sally is chubby. (She's not.)

There is a certain resemblance, though, to those who are attuned to the possibility of it.
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Stoat
 
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Reply Sun 12 Aug, 2007 07:07 pm
Montana wrote:
<feels faint>


<<<< rushing over to Montana's side, applying a cool and wet yet stylish designer washcloth to her pretty brow.

<<<< offering her a tasty mint julep to reaffirm her natural perkiness :-)
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Stoat
 
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Reply Sun 12 Aug, 2007 07:12 pm
ossobuco wrote:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1425/898323511_aeb7b22fae.jpg

This photo preceded an a2k scuffle on whether or not Sally is chubby. (She's not.)

There is a certain resemblance, though, to those who are attuned to the possibility of it.


The white fur and black nose do indeed look familiar!

I also am transfixed by the cat's hypnotic gaze.....he/she reaches across the internet, trying to bend my will.....I can't control myself....I must buy that kitty a cheeseburger and get it to her immediately.....must get kitty a cheeseburger.....aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh........!!!!!!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 12 Aug, 2007 07:16 pm
Kitty is Dante Alighieri, Dante, for short. In the cage is a bird named Fred.

But I be quiet and let Dys and Diane tell you more about them.
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Stoat
 
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Reply Sun 12 Aug, 2007 08:55 pm
sozobe wrote:
Stoat wrote:
sozobe wrote:
Stoat! Sit! Stay!



<<<<<sitting in sozobe's lap as per instruction, but retaining concerns as to spreading fleas to such an honored person........


Oooh... my poor black skirt... you DO shed a bit, don't you?

No matter... <scratches behind stoatly ears...>


"making happy gurgling sounds while the nice lady scratches behind my ears"

(sorry about the skirt<<<<handing you an industrial-strength lint-roller)
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roger
 
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Reply Sun 12 Aug, 2007 09:15 pm
You mean, this thread - this thread is what it took to lure the Stoat back online?

Welcome back.
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Stoat
 
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Reply Sun 12 Aug, 2007 09:17 pm
nimh wrote:
Hey, it's Stoat! How very cool. You were always so much fun!


Thank you very much for your kind words :-)
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Stoat
 
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Reply Sun 12 Aug, 2007 09:27 pm
roger wrote:
You mean, this thread - this thread is what it took to lure the Stoat back online?

Welcome back.


LMAO!!!

Thank you very much Roger :-)

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/4952/whisky3kt.gif
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margo
 
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Reply Sun 12 Aug, 2007 09:31 pm
Yay! It's the Stoat, himself, in person, real live furry person, more-or-less!

G'day Stoat!

I, too, remember with joy the Stoatmobile!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 12 Aug, 2007 09:37 pm
dadpad wrote:
dlowan wrote:
dadpad wrote:

Dlowan and Stoat are doin' it ?



Ours is a deeply spiritual and platonic connection.


We are not dull, sublunary, lovers.


Stoats are ferrets you know.

Stoats eat rabbits.




So? Oh, I getcha now, I thought......well, nemmind.... Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed



(Anyhoo, in his winter coat, I think he's technically an ermine, so there's no erminim at all.)
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Stoat
 
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Reply Sun 12 Aug, 2007 09:46 pm
margo wrote:
Yay! It's the Stoat, himself, in person, real live furry person, more-or-less!

G'day Stoat!

I, too, remember with joy the Stoatmobile!


awww Margo, how nice it is to see you again! Thank you so much for your very kind words. I hope that you are happy and well?
I also have fond memories of your participations in stoatmobile excursions. Who knows, perhaps they may happen again? Life takes us all through myriad turns, and sometimes we were where we wanted to be all along.

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k313/Stoat_2006/Gumbo2.gif


"Cooking gumbo at the stoat cave"
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 12 Aug, 2007 10:07 pm
Speaking of sex, I think only Australians will get this:

Bist joke in a long time

> >Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4am
> >by the telephone.
> >
> >"Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this
> >hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the
> >Durex fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground.
> >
> >It is istimated thet the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be
> >gone by the ind of the week."
> >
> >PM: "Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those
> >unwanted babies - wi'll be ruined!"
> >
> >Hilth Munister: "We're going to hef to shup some in from
> >abroad...Brutain?..."
> >
> >PM: "No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!"
> >
> >Hilth Munister: "What about Australia?"
> >
> >PM: "Maybe - but we don't want them to know thet we are stuck."
> >
> >Hilth Munister: "You call John Howard - tell hum we need one moollion
> >condoms; ten enches long and eight enches thuck! That way they'll
> >know how bug the Kiwis really are!!"
> >
> >Helen calls John, who agrees to help the Kiwis out in their hour of need.
> >
> >Three days later a van arrives in Auckland - full of boxes.
> >
> >A delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms;
> >10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and gold. She then
> >notices in small writing on each and ivery one.........
> >
> >
> >MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM
> >
> >
> >Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie .... Oy Oy Oy
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Sun 12 Aug, 2007 10:10 pm
Laughing Laughing Laughing
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msolga
 
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Reply Mon 13 Aug, 2007 05:40 am
Laughing

Thet's viry funny, Dib!

<chortle, chortle>
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Mon 13 Aug, 2007 05:44 am
Joe Nation wrote:
Um.

I can't get Gus to stop calling me and he's making Dys jealous.

Blatham was forced to move across the country by my rival.

Frank and I were married last fall.

I spend sweet afternoons with Kicky.

And anytime I need something translated, George comes running.

Joe(I think I'm not supposed to mention of this.)Nation


http://joe.nation.isgay.com/
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 13 Aug, 2007 06:46 am
I like the insult generator. I find it very therapeutic.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Mon 13 Aug, 2007 07:11 am
I think Craven is hitting on joe (is gay) nation.
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