Region Philbis wrote:Montana wrote:I think Region is hot :-D
gee thanx!
(does this mean i can look in your bedroom window?)
Of course ;-)
<looks over her shoulder>
ok, hang on while i get my binoculars...
<opens curtains and continues to look over shoulder>
Sometimes I have the desire to penetrate Montana, but then I think to myself, "Gus, we are talking about a state here. Why Montana? Why not New Jersey?
And then I extract my member and approach New Jersey and realize the futility of my ways.
The state stares at me and says, "What? You were expecting Montana?"
You picked the wrong state, Gus!
Mumpad hit on me this morning.
I think the worst is over.
Oh, I see something green in my tree outside my bedroom window.
<struts around her room dressed in her gardening cloths>
ya know what they say --
once you go green, you... um... ahhhhhhhh... never feel mean?
gustavratzenhofer wrote:For years I have been trying to lure dag into my web, but she always plays the age card.
"Gus, you are one hundred-years old. What could you possibly have to offer?"
I do the math and realize she is right. There is seventy years between us.
I do the math.
And I cry.
It's not that. It's that you always call me Jane or Kris or something else, but never my name. It's somewhat of a turn-off for me.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Sometimes I have the desire to penetrate Montana, but then I think to myself, "Gus, we are talking about a state here. Why Montana?"
It's not like there have ever been that many people in Montana....
If someone does a Tom Jones impersonation I'll throw my panties at the screen! :wink:
heres me doing my very best Tom Jones impersonation
Sorry Montana, did that make you throw up a little in your mouth?
