i love affairs with married men

soy is yucky

milk makes me fart

Can you capture that with cast iron cookware?

Chai, are you working overtime again?

kicky can: wipe the lipstick off and tell Chai she needs to get home.

OMG! Milk makes me fart too!

Life Gives me Gas
Life makes me fart...thankfully

Re: Life Gives me Gas


There is nothing like a good strong fart to make everything right again!

whew....I come into the office early, and all I smell it fart!

(spraying can of Neutra Air generously about the room)

lol.....omg,....laugh w/pee in pantsssss

why is it that someone else's fart smells much worse than your own?

farts in the bath tub will kill you, where as a fart outside of the water is just annoying

Is there water in the bathtub when you fart?

There's your problem right there.

Well, I like to be where the fart stuns, errr...where the fun starts.

farts smell worse if you do them underwater. It concentrates the smell.
lactose=methane?

Who pressed the fart button (again) ???

No one pressed the button.

(that was me )

married man=farts????
LMAO!!!!!!! U guys are hilarios. Oh and BTW to the little tramp who wants to bang the boss>>>>> His wife wears his ring that makes her his wife so you know what that makes you??? HIS WH@RE! Seriously you need to remove ur head from ur a$$ and get a freakin clue that all he wants u for is ur mouth and I'm pretty sure it's not for a long heartfelt talk about ur future. Because u don't have one with a married man and if u seriosly think that he would even consider leaving his wife for u u are as dumb as u sound! Why would he leave his wife for someone that has no problem with laying down and spreadin it whenever he wants u too. IDIOT!! Get a life...ur own not trying to take someone elses away from them!

I think some of you actually believe this person is for real...

I was just thinking that this is propbably Slappy or Gus trying to get a rise out of us.

Let's talk about something more interesting.

Hey Chai,

Does Kicky do courier work for you too?