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Thu 26 Jul, 2007 08:30 pm
I must really be out of the loop -- but sometimes, I think that's a good thing.
Today, for the first time, I heard of something that I guess you could say is ..... ummm..... a type of sexual play called a "Dutch Oven" (otherwise known as a "Greek Sauna").
I'm wondering if anyone out there has done a "dutch oven," and I'd also like to ask...... why?
Eh. What have we Dutch ever done to get such things named after us eh?
That's what I'd like to know, nimh!!
Does this have anything to do with Hollandaise Sauce??
Joe(if so, count me in.)Nation
Sorry...I'm out of the loop too
EEWWWW
I would say its more like terrorism than play...LOL
dutch oven 1211 up, 137 down
Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.
Jonas nearly crapped his Underoos preparing a Dutch Oven for his special lady!
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2. dutch oven 508 up, 56 down
The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes
Dave vomited on the sheets when his wife gave him a white castle dutch oven.
And this would be a type of sexual play, why? Sounds more like a method of birth control...
I would not get in the bed with a person who enjoys this.
British Comedian Dave Allen when asked what was the funniest thing in the world replied "Farts- farts are funny"
Boy oh boy, I was hoping for something better, something hotter, something saucier than farting. We should try to make up something else for the term "Dutch Oven"
Joe(maybe a sandwich made of two black sailors and a twenty-two year old girl scout leader from Eastern Pennsylvania)Nation
I wondered about the feminine thigh clamp.
Reminicent of the working girls in Amsterdamn and certainly hot enough to be called an oven
Tai Chi wrote:And this would be a type of sexual play, why? Sounds more like a method of birth control...
nimh, I'm sure this .... activity .... is mis-named. If all Dutch are like you, they're way too evolved.
It sometimes simply amazes me how people think up such things.
This phrase has been around as long as I can remember. Long after the Dutch were giving everyone AIDS.
I really thought Kicky would come on here and say, "Dutch Oven? I did one of those last weekend... But it takes a lot of practice..."
Sooo... this thread has nothing to do with making a stew in a large cast iron pot over an open fire at all, does it??
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:This phrase has been around as long as I can remember. Long after the Dutch were giving everyone AIDS.
Are you speaking from exerience?
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