Chicken Fat and Coffee

Personally, I think chicken grease need a quick swipe of coca cola.

I knew that I shouldn't open this thread ....

plus, I misspelled 'needs'.

Don't know why this thread never took off.

Are you secretly a writer for The Onion?

No. My inspiration for comedy comes and goes. I could never do a consistent series of presentations.

Well, that's funny!
(kidding)

Mine too. Sometimes I'm being droll or word-playing and people take me seriously.

haha, thank you :-D

Back in 2006 you shoulda sed SCHMALTZ. Then, oy, wed be sending recipes for bettah coffee you couldn believe.

I am not creative along those lines.

Uhm...what? Whoa whoa, please elaborate. How do you make it? What does it taste like? Details please!

I know that schmaltz improves the taste of many foods. But coffee???!!! Thud. Feh.

It was a pathetic attempt at humor on my part. Once again.

Sometimes it's fine to enjoy it, but "often" it's not so well, while you can travel together with your wife or go for a walk in the park.

Maybe the thread aint popular but its still around. SOOOO, Ill just add something I heqrd today from hassan Minhaj (He does commentary on the Daily SHow).
He started "stand up comedy" from a background in Debate and public peaking. He realized that stand up is just someone making an argument but using humor to do it. All these years and I nver thought of that relationship. Somebody give me a duhhhh.

We are shearing the rest of the sheep today so I have to rise early and get em in the paddock and put up channels nd squeezes. Its gonna be really hot so earlier the better.

And a decade later, I bet that poor parakeet is still languishing in the refrigerator, waiting to be stuffed.

What can I say? I'm a fun guy once you know me better. Ask my dog Rocky. He is amused with anything I do.

Pluck the parakeet I'm sheepish.