THE CLITORIS HOAX

Another thread which ostensibly concerns itself with the vagina (low, low on never ends) has degenerated into a silly discussion of the clitoris (alleged to exist, and to be jam-packed with nerve ends). This is a pernicious evil that needs to be nipped in the bud (all puns intended). This is in fact, a fiction invented by women to have yet another topic to whine and pout about, while being able to assert that something exists which cannot be seen or measured.

Men, don't fall for it, they're just trying to sucker you with one more thing to complain about, one more thing to put you on the spot, one more reason to change the subject when you very reasonably ask why the VISA bill this month runs to more than seven thousand dollars . . .