oolongteasup
 
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Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2014 12:29 am
@panzade,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

And he's on edge because you've reached your outre limits with his off-the-wall behaviour.

What's your angle on where it's all gonzo wrong?
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2014 12:46 am
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg
You say he always contradicts you?
Butrflynet
 
  2  
Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2014 12:59 am
@hingehead,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg
He insists he invented the zero gravity chair.
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2014 01:12 am
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

It was my decorator's idea, to keep couples from coming to blows.
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2014 01:15 am
@firefly,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

So, you're saying the trouble all started when they wouldn't give him a patent on his chairlift?
OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2014 08:21 am
@Lordyaswas,

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg
. . . but from his point of view you're always on top.
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eurocelticyankee
 
  2  
Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2014 09:48 am
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg
Jack says things have gotten much worse since you took that creative velcro course.
izzythepush
 
  5  
Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2014 09:51 am
@eurocelticyankee,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

I'm sorry Mrs. Quehoniaomath, but your husband really doesn't believe in gravity, (or anything else for that matter.) And he reckons you're a shapeshifting lizard.
eurocelticyankee
 
  2  
Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2014 10:36 am
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg
Lady if you were my wife i'd be on the ceiling.
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eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2014 10:41 am
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg
I'm sorry Lady, I thought you meant something else when you said you he was a floater
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Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2014 11:25 am
@panzade,

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg
"He says that he feels as though you and he are on a different plane!
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Butrflynet
 
  2  
Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2014 11:33 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

Interesting trophy wall you have, Dr. Phil.
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2014 11:40 am
@panzade,

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg
"I hear you saying that you feel he's always looking down on you?"
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glitterbag
 
  3  
Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2014 01:53 pm
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

I'm sorry Mrs. Quehoniaomath, but your husband really doesn't believe in gravity, (or anything else for that matter.) And he reckons you're a shapeshifting lizard.



Very clever, you made me laugh.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2014 02:00 pm
@glitterbag,
Thank you, bit parochial though.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Wed 19 Nov, 2014 02:21 pm
@izzythepush,
That just puts the cherry on the sundae.
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2014 07:31 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg
You're rubber and he's glue.
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Lustig Andrei
 
  2  
Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2014 11:35 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

"What a ******* asshole!"
Butrflynet
 
  1  
Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2014 11:42 pm
@Lustig Andrei,

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

He boasted about discovering god's number one too many times.
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panzade
 
  3  
Reply Sat 22 Nov, 2014 10:43 am
winners....
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/10/27/p323/141027_contest_p323.jpg
First Place
"Looks like you just missed Him."
Second Place
"I need to confirm a reservation."
Third Place
"He's working remotely this week."
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