hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 02:08 pm
@panzade,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg
Try seeing things from his perspective.
firefly
 
  2  
Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 03:28 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

So, does your husband's fear of germs create any problems for you?
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 03:31 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

What do you mean he always seems 'distant'?
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 03:35 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

I sense you two have difficulty seeing eye to eye.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 03:39 pm
@firefly,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

Mixed marriages can sometimes be difficult, yes.
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 03:51 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

Actually, you two seem quite compatible.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 04:27 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

The man is defying gravity, and you're complaining that he snores??!!
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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 04:43 pm
@panzade,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

His request for a bit of variety is quite reasonable, in my opinion. How about letting him sit landscape for one day of the week and see how it goes.
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 04:46 pm
@Lordyaswas,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

I know it spoils your intimacy, but he says that since he invented those anti gravity underpants, that chair is the only thing that stops him from crashing into the ceiling.
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 04:48 pm
@Lordyaswas,

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

You have to look on the positive side. At least he's stopped drinking.
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 04:50 pm
@Lordyaswas,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

If he's ruining your brand new carpet, maybe you should consider buying a wider bucket.
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 04:50 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg
Stuffed and mounted, I can see, but taking him everywhere you go is a bit much.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 04:58 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg
Do you mind if my intern sits in?
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 04:59 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

So, when you have sex, does he swoop down and land on you?
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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 05:10 pm
@Lordyaswas,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

Ah yes.....speaking like Tom Hanks.....sitting as he does......he has classic Apollo 13 syndrome.

When he starts shaking and making static noises, position a paddling pool beneath him and wait for his parachutes to deploy.

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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 05:12 pm
@hingehead,

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg

And what page of the Kama Sutra is this, exactly?
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 05:14 pm
@panzade,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg
"Yes, I'll admit that he does seem off-the-wall to me!"
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2014 06:02 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg
He's being held up by a hook around his balls? That's all?
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glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Tue 18 Nov, 2014 10:57 pm
@panzade,
panzade wrote:

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/NYer_zps2de87c52.jpg
000000000000I thought your husband Art was coming in with you.


I crown you King of Droll
panzade
 
  1  
Reply Tue 18 Nov, 2014 11:01 pm
@glitterbag,
I am flattered your highness.
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