Ragman
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2016 06:24 am
@edgarblythe,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg
"I don't think you're being related to Casper the friendly ghost will get us too far!"
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2016 06:31 am
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg

"This judge has a strict dress code .... do you have a coordinated tie for that outfit?"
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2016 06:32 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg

"I don't think we stand a ghost of a chance on appeal."
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2016 06:46 am
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg
No. I can't get you Alan Dershowitz's autograph.
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2016 10:38 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg

"And for Pete's sake, try to come off as a monk."
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2016 10:39 am
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg

"Why so doom and gloom?"
Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2016 11:12 am
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg


Why do I keep getting the urge to go towards the light?

George
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2016 11:14 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg
Can you provide any character witnesses who are alive?
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2016 11:17 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg


So, your surname, is that pronounced Death, or De-Ath?


bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2016 06:11 pm
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg

"How far down your list did you say you'd move my name if I get you off?"
jespah
 
  3  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2016 06:30 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg

It's in the bag. The hoodie's been used for profiling ever since Trayvon Martin.

Sorry. Too soon!
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2016 09:31 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg
And you say these 'Four Horsemen' are the ring-leaders?
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2016 09:41 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg
Stop playing footsie. It's not endearing you to me.
hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2016 10:00 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg

Did you just fart?
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2016 10:05 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg
A cinder block? To the head?. In a restaurant? What were you thinking?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2016 04:34 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg
Certs is two mints in one.
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2016 04:43 pm
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg

Can I delay going until my son graduates from college?
edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2016 06:49 pm
@cicerone imposter,
cicerone imposter wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg

Can I delay going until my son graduates from college?

CI
You got the post the picture half right. Now all you need to do is put these things on there. [img] in front and [/img] in back.
ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2016 07:04 pm
@edgarblythe,
that struck me as incongruously funny, eb. Death mints.. instead of breath mints.
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2016 07:24 pm
@edgarblythe,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/160411_contest-690.jpg
"Frankly, we don't stand a ghost of a chance!"
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