There are some things I will never understand

While I'm at it, here's something else I think looks retarded...

Yeah, I'm gonna show everyone what an individual I am by getting this thing that everyone else is getting.

I'm cool.

I don't understand the tattoes, but can tolerate them. But that kind of piercings are a wild scream for attention or something. They repulse me.

There's the rare tatoo here and there, well thought out, that I could appreciate. Mostly I find them trashy looking, especially on women....there, I said it.
It's like everyone's playing follow the leader.

Now, if someone wants to color their hair blue, shave their heads, that's fine.

Hair grows out.

Oh, not to make this all about body art, there's other things I don't get.

Raspberry chipolte anything for one.

Self mutilation.

I don't get smoothies either, or ankle socks.

What's a smoo. NO! I don't want to know.

Equally as bad as piercing is wearing pants below the underwear. But at least that could be corrected.

back to the tattos.

I saw a woman wearing a bikini at the pool today. She had this butterfly right above her pubic bone.

I said "Boy, that must have hurt"

She didn't even look at it, but shook her head saying "That's from 20 years ago, when I was 16."

I never would have thought she was 36, more like 25 to 28. Nice looking woman.

Anyway, she's had to walk around for the past 20 years with the "I've thought about this 2 whole months and I want it" decision of a kid.

I recently changed my signature line from "It might be a bad decision, but it's mine" However, I was more thinking of the decisions carefully made by a mind that truly knows what it wants. It's not one like agreeing with the rest of the world a bad choice was made.

Oh come on, you know what a smoothie is!

I have no piercing or tattoos. I’m not opposed to either, however calling the first photo extreme is an understatement. It’s sad. Just my opinion.

Awright, what's that on the right side of your face?

Where's McTag?

What are your feelings on raspberry chipolte?

Why?
Does he have a Prince Albert or something?

It’s not a tattoo, marker, it was a statement. About four hundred of us got together for the NOH8 Campaign and the duct tape was a statement for a silent protest.

Never tried it, but not opposed to it either

Where have you been?

Everybody who's anybody has tried raspberry chipolte.

Philadelphia Cream Cheese makes it for chrissakes.

Me?
Not so much.

Not that I know of.
But he drops by the Latin Forum from time to time, needling (pun
intended) those requesting translations for tattoos.