those devious republican racists

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yesterday I got in my snail mail an ad offering a major discount on a Mississippi River Cruise on one of those paddle-wheel boats. Now everyone knows those paddle-wheel river boats are symbols of antebellum slavery and are owned/operated these days by republicans. I think it's pretty obvious that the republicans are trying to influence innocent vacationers with their cheap excursions on these floating racist icons of racial supremacy.
There ought to be a law banning paddle-wheel boats on the mississippi river.

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Was there any mention of lectures on the excellence of the American health care delivery system?

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@Setanta,

well, I'm not sure, there was a paragraph stating that Dr Goode would be available on-board for treatment of debutantes for unexpected belly-growths (cash only)

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@dyslexia,

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yesterday I got in my snail mail an ad offering a major discount on a Mississippi River Cruise on one of those paddle-wheel boats. Now everyone knows those paddle-wheel river boats are symbols of antebellum slavery and are owned/operated these days by republicans. I think it's pretty obvious that the republicans are trying to influence innocent vacationers with their cheap excursions on these floating racist icons of racial supremacy.
There ought to be a law banning paddle-wheel boats on the mississippi river.

In my mind, the more obvious explanation is that you received the Mississippi River Cruise brochure as a way to get you to visit your local library and read either Huckleberry Finn, or Tom Sawyer. The Library Gods are obviously concerned with your literacy.

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@Foofie,

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The Library Gods are obviously concerned with your literacy.

how would you know?

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@dyslexia,

dyslexia wrote:

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The Library Gods are obviously concerned with your literacy.
how would you know?

I am only guessing, in context of the mystical arrival of the brochure for a trip down the Mississippi on a Paddle Wheel boat. What other Gods could be involved? Process of elimination, Holmes.

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Republicans and Library Gods!!!
I always thought those paddled wheelers were full 'o gamblers and tarts.
I think Foofie's saying you should look else where fer fun n games.

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Big wheel keep on toinin'

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@Foofie,

jesus fucking christ, get a sense of humour.

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@dyslexia,

Not only he is devoid of humor but I can hardly believe he ever read Samuel Clemens..

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@Francis,

Francis wrote:

Not only he is devoid of humor but I can hardly believe he ever read Samuel Clemens..

Ah, longhorns - very patriotic.

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@dyslexia,

dyslexia wrote:

jesus fucking christ, get a sense of humour.

you tell 'em bob.

I've always been suspicious of mint juleps, a known republican favorite.

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@Walter Hinteler,

Walter wrote:

Ah, longhorns - very patriotic.

And they produce the same b...shit as foofie.. Twisted Evil

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@Francis,

Francis wrote:

Walter wrote:
Ah, longhorns - very patriotic.

And they produce the same b...shit as foofie..

Well, if you've got the correct Twain source ...

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Sure, and I like puns and double entendre..

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Oh, i don't know about that . . . i suspect Foofie's BS stinks a lot worse . . .

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@Setanta,

Well, if I insulted longhorns, it was not intended..

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By the way, for the dull-witted among those reading here, two of our European members are making a series of jokes based on the name of Mr. Clemens. His full name was Samuel Langhorne Clemens.

those devious republican racists

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