Have you ever misplaced something?

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I was sitting in my bathroom this morning, going about my business, when I realized the toilet paper was gone. I was stunned. I always leave the roll on the edge of the bathtub, right next to the toilet, but it wasn't there. I leaned over and looked in the tub, but there was nothing there. Finally I had to reach into my overalls and take a few bills from my wallet for wiping purposes. Thankfully I had a bunch of ones and the whole business only cost me fifteen dollars, but I sure hated seeing that money go literally down the drain. And when I stood up, there was the toilet paper on the sink. I don't recall putting it there....

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So, have you ever misplaced something like that?

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@gustavratzenhofer,

No, never, Gus. That's bizarre and probably could happen only to you.

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It's good to see you back, Tavo.

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@gustavratzenhofer,

I misplaced my modifier, Gus. It may be dangling somewhere near your roll of toilet paper.

Good to see you, buddy.

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I just realized that the word zen is in your surname. Perhaps the universe is doing something to you.

I also want to know why you didn't simply use a handy sheep for wiping purposes? I imagine they're softer than currency of the realm, plus you'd be able to reuse 'em. Luxurious and economical.

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@gustavratzenhofer,

'it happens!

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You know.... I really hope this story is true because it is so distrubing to think that someone went out in search of photos of dirty bathrooms.

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@boomerang,

Are you implying that my bathroom is dirty, boomer?

How dare you.

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@gustavratzenhofer,

I'm shocked, stunned, and amazed at that photo!

Your bathroom appears to be indoors.

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@gustavratzenhofer,

It's not really dirty, Gus, but you left a large stain on the wall above the bathtub when you removed that Minnesota Vikings poster.

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Nice bathroom! Better than I expected, Gus. You know that you'll always find a thing in the last place you look, don't you?

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Looks like he's brewing a batch of his moonshine in the bath tub.

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I see by the picture that you're still shitting in the bathtub and using the toilet only to flush the toilet paper. How many times do we have to go over this before you get it?

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never.

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15 dollars!

you were wiping back to front again, wheren't you?

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@chai2,

chai2 wrote:

15 dollars!

you were wiping back to front again, wheren't you?

Sometimes, depending on what you eat, you have to do it both front to back and back to front to really get it all. I would guess that home-cooked squirrel or possum and a twelve-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon (a not uncommon meal at the Ratzenhoefer household) would probably necessitate these measures.

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@kickycan,

kickycan wrote:

chai2 wrote:

15 dollars!

you were wiping back to front again, wheren't you?

Sometimes, depending on what you eat, you have to do it both front to back and back to front to really get it all. I would guess that home-cooked squirrel or possum and a twelve-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon (a not uncommon meal at the Ratzenhoefer household) would probably necessitate these measures.

followed by a soothing witch hazel cleansing pad no doubt.

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All of my life, I have dreamed of a bathroom like that. Gus, who is your designer? May I have their name, please?

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