Ever get the impression that terrorism is confronted by retards?

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This might be the dumbest anti-terror effort to date :

London Police sign:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3255/2810415169_cdc0e24b7d_b.jpg

But in case it isn't I'm calling to report everyone I know.

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[+3] - Walter Hinteler - 09/01/2008It's online as well: [b]http://www.met.police.uk/so/at_hotline.htm[/b]
[+3] - Robert Gentel - 09/01/2008Good point TERRORISTS MAY EAT NORMAL FOOD Seen anyone eating normal food recently?
[+2] - Robert Gentel - 08/31/2008I've decided to do some copy writing for their campaign: TERRORISTS NEED WATER Have you ever seen someone drinking suspicious quantities of water? TERRORISTS NEED FOOD Have you ever seen...
[+2] - JTT - 08/31/2008Say, didn't I just see some pictures of Buckingham Place guards. I'm gonna report, who was it, Endymon or something.
[+2] - old europe - 09/01/2008This one was weird: [quote][b]Passport [/b]â�� Terrorists use multiple identities. Do you know someone with documents in different names for no obvious reason?[/quote] What exactly...
[+2] - Robert Gentel - 09/01/2008TERRORISTS NEED OXYGEN Have you seen someone breathing heavily recently?
[+2] - Endymion - 09/01/2008TERRORISTS NEED CASH Do you know any rich people who refuse to buy a round?
[+2] - Lash - 09/01/2008It should be said that they may be camouflaging by eating some of the same foods we eat.
[+2] - JTT - 09/01/2008What color is the terrorist alert at now?
[+1] - Endymion - 09/01/2008you're too late - redrex already reported me to the anti-terrorist police for my revolution thread - they seemed more concerned about the gun nuts and religious fundamentalists however...

@Robert Gentel,

I've decided to do some copy writing for their campaign:

TERRORISTS NEED WATER
Have you ever seen someone drinking suspicious quantities of water?

TERRORISTS NEED FOOD
Have you ever seen someone eating something weird?

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Say, didn't I just see some pictures of Buckingham Place guards. I'm gonna report, who was it, Endymon or something.

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@JTT,

you're too late - redrex already reported me to the anti-terrorist police for my revolution thread - they seemed more concerned about the gun nuts and religious fundamentalists however...

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@Robert Gentel,

It's online as well:

http://www.met.police.uk/so/at_hotline.htm

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@Endymion,

not that i told them anything
I didn't even rat on cj
(despite being hung upside down by my toes and beaten with my own bass guitar strings)

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@Walter Hinteler,

jeezus walter is that a missile in your avatar????

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@Walter Hinteler,

This one was weird:

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Passport – Terrorists use multiple identities. Do you know someone with documents in different names for no obvious reason?

What exactly would be an obvious reason for someone to have documents in different names?

"Ah, sure, I know him. Documents in different names? Yeah, of course... he works for the Secret Service. Has a license to kill, too. Nice guy..."

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