fbaezer wrote:LOL, Sofia, I've got a stick and a baby seal.
How will you use the stick: beat the seal to death or impale it?

Hmmm. What's a conservative to do...?
I shall run it through with the stick-- BBQ it-- and eat it in front of starving people-- fashion a hat from its fur, and wear it on a Victoria's Secret runway-- keeping the stick handy for those Tree Huggers when they show up to protest me seal hat. I shall start an industry of the afore-mentioned seal hats--make a million-- cha-ching!