fbaezer wrote:LOL, Sofia, I've got a stick and a baby seal.
How will you use the stick: beat the seal to death or impale it?
 
 
 Hmmm.  What's a conservative to do...?
I shall run it through with the stick-- BBQ it--  and eat it in front of starving people-- fashion a hat from its fur, and wear it on a Victoria's Secret runway-- keeping the stick handy for those Tree Huggers when they show up to protest me seal hat.  I shall start an industry of the afore-mentioned seal hats--make a million--  cha-ching!