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Fri 6 Jul, 2007 10:07 am
Right? you can't possibly hope to have any really good sex without at least a little dirty talk.
You can't call them penis and vagina while you're doing it, can you? You have to come up with something else that doesn't sound so clinical, don't you think? And they don't have to be the most filthy disgusting words known to man either. Just dirty enough to not sound ridiculous.
Like the word, "****," for instance. That one seems pretty harmless, yet, one has to admit, it is also dirty. The word **** is mandatory to use at some point during sex, even if it's just to give simple directions to one's partner, such as "put your **** here" or "Oh yeah baby, stick your **** right there"
Which brings us to number two on the mandatory dirty word list. "!!!!!" This one can be used as such: "Oh yeah baby, put your big **** deep inside my !!!!!"
There are others that I believe should be mandatory as well, such as the word, "%%%%" and the word "@%%####," used as such:
"Oooh, %%%% me harder!" and "yeah, lick my @%%#### you !!!!!-lovin', big-****ed man!"
Are there more? You tell me. How do YOU feel about the dirty talk?
Rooster.
Kitty.
That pretty much covers it....
That is just disgusting. How about "pee-pee" and "woo-woo?"
If I wanted to talk to a woman I'd call my grandma. Just f**k me please.
Oooh, and I was so thinking you'd
do the "Things you've put up your hoohah" one next!
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:If I wanted to talk to a woman I'd call my grandma. Just f**k me please.
Oh come on, I know you've gone well, WELL beyond the beginning stages of sex, but you can't tell me that at least at the beginning you didn't have to use some kind of dirty talk to learn what Squinney likes or let her know what you like.
I still say dirty talk is mandatory. Not everytime, and possibly not at all after a certain point, but there HAS to be some dirty talk at some point.
we always used strictly clinical terms. we're civilized people.
if you are still talking while im trying to have sex with you, im just gonna tape your ******* pie hole shut.
For your purposes, Kicky, i'm sure the woman could just say:
Wake me up
Before you go go
Don't leave me
Haning' on like a yo yo . . .
The most important thing for a guy to do during sex is to watch our for freeduck and that damned shovel of hers.
shewolfnm wrote:if you are still talking while im trying to have sex with you, im just gonna tape your **** pie hole shut.
Bwa-ha-haha, now THAT'S my kind of gal (and humor)!
Dirty talk? Never. I mean, my wife is incapable of speech the moment I get naked. I've always figured it was out of awe, although I never really have asked her.
Oh gawd, I've only just convinced my guy to talk dirty and the filthier it is the better. Generally the crudest words possible to replace all those boring ones such as '****' and '****' -nods vigorously-
Exquisitely evocative especially if you ask the right questions. Girls that get off on talk tend to script themselves but ingenues are bliss.
I just now suddenly remembered that Kicky is of Italian descent. Remember what the Italian idea of 'foreplay' is?
"Hey, you awake?"
That's it. 'Nuff said.
God, do I hate it when a man talks during sex!
Merry Andrew wrote:I just now suddenly remembered that Kicky is of Italian descent. Remember what the Italian idea of 'foreplay' is?
"Hey, you awake?"
That's it. 'Nuff said.
With a shove of the elbow?
I can think of others that do that... just replace "Hey" with "Eh".
I talk dirty sometimes..... Like "Hey, get your **** away of my @ss!!!"
:wink:
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