If You Were a talking Genital, What Would You Say?

I'd say, "My fellow Americans, as your President..."

I'd stand up, look around, and go back to sleep.

On a gay guy: "It may feel right to you, boss, but I really hate a--holes."

ewww that cave looks too damp fo a good night sleep.


Or how much for the women. I want to buy your women...

Look over there! No! Over there! Wait... over there!

Gold Leader (Angus Mcinnis): "Red Leader, this is Gold Leader."
Red Leader: "I copy, Gold Leader."
Gold Leader: "We're starting for the target shaft now."
Red Leader: "We're in position. I'm going to cut across the axis and try and draw their fire."



Red Leader: "Almost there."
Red Ten: "You'd better let her loose. They're right behind me."
Red Leader: "Almost there."
Red Ten: "I can't hold them!"
Red Leader: "It's away!"
Red Nine: "It's a hit!"
Red Leader: "Negative. Negative! It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface."



Porkins: "I've got a problem here."
Biggs: "Eject."
Porkins: "I can hold it."
Biggs: "Pull up!"
Porkins: "NO, I'm all ri-- Aah!"

Come here.

You respond to threads about talking genitals, and you get upset at me about saying the word bris?

What a huge douchebag you are.


Actually, that's exactly what I would say if I were a genital.

two birds, one stone.

Don't grab! Be gentle.

On a loose woman: "Why do they call me that? I couldn't say "meoosssh" if I wanted to."

On a guy: "Could you take me out once in awhile? These two nuts are driving me crazy!"

piss off

"Don't use bubble bath"

Guy's nuts: That guy up there is a dickhead.

Hey, boss, can I get a hand over here?

Do you want a map or what?

" GIMME JUST 2 MINITS WITH THE GUY WHO INVENTED ZIPPER FLIES" I wanna stick his head in a chainsaw."

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Yes?


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I'm a loner

Get that goddammed razor away from me! I don't want to be shaved! No! No! NOOOOOOOOO....