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Tue 26 Jun, 2007 03:41 am
This is why i didnt take GMAT
A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not
throw stones.
GMAT STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous
edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous
projectiles.
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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GMAT STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GMAT STUDENT : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are
not truly auriferous.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GMAT STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be
interdicted.
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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GMAT STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any
testimony.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
GMAT STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
GMAT STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no
congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
GMAT STUDENT : Members of an avian species of identical plumage
tend to congregate.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
GMAT STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
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NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
GMAT STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous
to rectitude.
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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
GMAT STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of
precipitately departed lactile fluid.
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NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
GMAT STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a
superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
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NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
GMAT STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.
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NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
GMAT STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation
possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
GMAT STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without
interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.
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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
GMAT STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their
provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
Very good, Vinny.
Did you get wet yesterday?
Hi Alan,
Wet Not quite. On sunday I did. Me and my friend were roaming around in Newcastle during that day.
Yesterday was in the office so got saved from the rains
What abt you?
No real problems here. The North-west did not bear the brunt of the storms.
Pictures on the TV this lunchtime from Yorkshire are frightful, of unprecedented flooding. Tens of millions of pounds worth of damage, and several killed, by all accounts.
Re: This is why i didnt take GMAT
vinsan wrote:>>*******************************************************
NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
GMAT STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of
precipitately departed lactile fluid.
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This sould actually refer to "bovine lactile fluid" to distinguish it from other forms of lactile fluid.
dadpad wrote:Whats a GMAT student?
hey dad, its an exam needed for post graduation in MBA in US. This one is the verbal.
The worst thing is, these idiots learn how to talk in even worse code when they get their MBA. They're always "leveraging their positions to better place the company in the world marketplace" which is usually a euphemism for "Eat **** America, your job is going to Pakistan".
cjhsa wrote:The worst thing is, these idiots learn how to talk in even worse code when they get their MBA. They're always "leveraging their positions to better place the company in the world marketplace" which is usually a euphemism for "Eat **** America, your job is going to Pakistan".
Most of ours go to India.
The universities \ government should be blamed for this, not asian students. U must admit that they are better in studies than an average american, australian or british student.
My Sis's son is in junior high in California and gives tutions to his classmates in Mathematics and Geography.
10 of them got A in their maths test last month.
Oh and BTW, I am an Indian.
vinsan wrote:The universities \ government should be blamed for this, not asian students. U must admit that they are better in studies than an average american, australian or british student.
I don't know about America or Britain, but in Australia, Australian students consistently out perform their foreign counterparts.
Wilso wrote:vinsan wrote:The universities \ government should be blamed for this, not asian students. U must admit that they are better in studies than an average american, australian or british student.
I don't know about America or Britain, but in Australia, Australian students consistently out perform their foreign counterparts.
With the exception of Terry Tao of course, who wipes the floor with you Aussies.
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