I'm really fond of my man boobs.

get the peanut butter, grab some snickers miniatures, ice down a 12 oack, sit your ass down and turn on some porn.

Remain that way 6 hours every day.

Your man boobs will flourish. Now, pick one up, lean down and kiss that nipple baby.

Will playing my PS2 be too much exercise?

Oh my god, Ive acquired man boobs!!

I hate it when guys have bigger boobs than me...

Gravity is the enemy.

That is true George!

Do I even want to know what you're talking about?

I know what he's talking about

Moobs

I think I have boybreasts. Small moobs.

Moobs... that's funny!

So if a woman has small manish boobs would they be called woobs then?

I took a picture of one of my boobs not too long ago. I just went looking for it and upon finding it I became confused.

Now I don't recall if that was my boob or my kneecap. (I had been drinking heavily that day)

You decide...

Now I remember! That is my boob. It was getting noticeably larger than the other one and the doctor suggested I have it removed, purely for cosmetic reasons.

I said, "Doc, I would prefer keeping that boob. I have grown rather fond of fondling it."

"I see, Gus", said the doc as he pondered the situation. "Well", he said, "we could always attach it to your thigh where it would be easily accessible for fondling purposes."

"A brilliant idea!", I replied, and the rest is history.

Now, excuse me, while I tweak my nipple.

Another thing I should mention: If you look at the photo on the left you will notice something is missing. What? Why, my wanger of course. It was clearly visible, looking like some sort of meandering one-eyed snake, when I initially took the photo, but then I realized that some day I might place the photo on A2K, a clean family site, and I decided to lift the appendage up for the second photo, the one you see now.

It is my way of keeping the site pure.

Nice boob gus. I think I'm jealous.

I am told that in his army days (Boer War, I think), Gus had boobs tattooed on his back. Had something to do with making extra money when the regiment was away for extended times.