09.08.06
WHAT WILL THE WEEKLY STANDARD SAY?:
As Mike notes, the Senate Intelligence Committee concluded that Iraq had no pre-war ties to Al Qaeda. The question that immediately rises: how will The Weekly Standard explain this away?
After all, the Standard, and especially
Connection author Steve Hayes, has worked tirelessly to convince you that the regime the Standard wanted to overthrow was in cahoots with the jihadis who attacked us on September 11. Unfortunately for our neocon colleagues, that dubious thesis has taken one beating after another-first the 9/11 Commission said it's not true, then a
key source recanted his torture-induced story, et cetera. One redoubt for the magazine had been the Senate Intel Committee under GOP hack Pat Roberts, but now the vandals have apparently taken the handles. The Standard, if I'm not mistaken, goes to press today. What to do? In the spirit of professional camaraderie, here are a few suggestions:
The report actually says that Saddam and Osama were connected.
This is a tried-and-true option: Find some footnotes in the Senate report, or maybe in the GOP-penned annexes, that support the Hayesian thesis. Hey, there have to be some, right? So maybe the real Senate narrative lies in the outlier footnotes. How Feithian!
The report would have said that Saddam and Osama were connected, if not for those meddlesome Democrats and lily-livered Republicans.
Always a good fallback position. Find an earlier version of the report that went further out into Standard-land, and claim this one as the truth, uncorrupted by politics.
Byron York recently helped out in this regard by claiming a certain GOP aide on the committee as insufficiently slavish to Bush, so maybe an earlier, more ideologically correct draft is out there. Happy hunting!
Point out that not everything that liberal critics predicted before the war panned out, either.
Yeah, why not? Some of us said that there were no Saddam-Al Qaeda ties, and others said there were. We were all wrong, right? What's more, some critics
said there might not even be another Senate Iraq report. They look pretty stupid now, right? What right do they have to criticize the Standard?
Denounce the report furiously as hack work.
Damn you, Carl Levin! Is there nothing you won't corrupt! How dare you leave your greasy fingerprints all over the historical record? When will we have a real investigation into the Saddam-Osama connection?
Insist it's still an open question.
That'll be a mite rich coming from a magazine that published a story based on a laughable piece of Feith-analysis and titled it
"Case Closed," but it might be the most mainstream-acceptable option available. In this sense, revisionists are like Iraqi insurgents: they don't need to disprove the truth, they need only to make you think that the truth and a lie are equal possibilities-they just need to stop the truth from winning, in other words.
Candidly admit error.
Never, ever do this.
--Spencer Ackerman; posted 5:07 p.m.