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Sun 17 Jun, 2007 09:17 am
So you have your first cup of coffee and then you go sit down and have this humongous trouble free dump that makes you feel like you've lost a whole clothing size... lighter and easier to walk... you know the kind I'm talking about.... that's great right?
But now you've been up for 30 minutes and the best thing that's going to happen all day has happened..... what do you look forward to now?
Should you hold off and be uncomfortable until mid day? Or just let 'er go?
That reminds me. Today I saw a dog taking a dump on the side of the road, and I thought of you.
i like the high you get when you are struggling to let go of that big ole turd.
When it finally meets air, you just have an explosion of endorphins..
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Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:That reminds me. Today I saw a dog taking a dump on the side of the road, and I thought of you.
I saw a dog eating a big pile of **** so I killed him just to keep you safe....
Reminds me of the two old codgers comparing health notes. One was upset because he was constantly constipated. The second was complaining that he had a great bowel movement every morning at six o'clock. When the first old guy said he thought that was great, the second one added that he didn't wake up until seven.
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